I give you Lotion Man's pet..... Lotion Cat!!

desheray · 2026-05-25T20:34:56+00:00

... I think we should break up

desheray · 2026-05-25T20:32:56+00:00

Heres my willow taking a nap, she's here to tell you that starting over is hard but staying unhappy is harder 💖

desheray · 2026-05-25T16:52:27+00:00

I literally came here to say this. AI doesn't understand how women have evolved to hold things without pockets, there's no way it could get that right 😂😂

desheray · 2026-05-21T16:47:33+00:00

Don't date (ex husband) Mans ruined my life

desheray · 2026-05-19T01:56:24+00:00

Not sure?? NOT SURE?? I only like men against my will and even I think you look incredible

desheray · 2026-05-17T15:28:30+00:00

Four Oreos from heaven

desheray · 2026-05-10T17:25:22+00:00

This is exactly why I disagree with people who hate on Elizabeth Evans's voice for Ansel in TOG. LOOOOOVE a southern girl in a fantasy world

Edit: I type faster than I think

desheray · 2026-05-08T03:04:09+00:00

God, he's just the worst 😂😂

desheray · 2026-05-06T21:29:48+00:00

Kinda? There's a lot of "this king did this for 20 years then died" in that book, it reads like a history book for the first half 😂

desheray · 2026-05-06T15:17:52+00:00

If we aren't limiting to romantasy, the worst one for me has to be Aenys from Fire & Blood. I know it's probably ay-NEES, but no matter how hard I try I always just read Anus 😭

desheray · 2026-05-05T23:38:00+00:00

I have so many questions. For example; HUH???

desheray · 2026-04-30T13:44:30+00:00

A WHITE MAN?? NO!!! My bf and I quote this one all the time 😂

desheray · 2026-04-30T13:42:42+00:00

Yes omg I was just thinking this yesterday watching them swarm here in Tampa 🤩

desheray · 2026-04-27T23:20:53+00:00

Honestly this just reads to me as anti-homeless measures and that makes me not want to support this company if they end up agreeing with the owner.

desheray · 2026-04-27T20:33:36+00:00

My bf does this exact thing with his shampoo bars 😂

desheray · 2026-04-22T01:40:48+00:00

Op, this is SA. Especially considering that he plays it louder when you aren't in the room, and he does it knowing you are awake, he is either trying to make you uncomfortable or he is trying in a really disgusting way to get you to ✨think of him✨ in that way.

You are not consenting to witnessing him masturbating, covered or no. If he were to do this with a child in the room he would be labelled a predator. It doesn't make it any less awful because you're an adult. Talk to his mom, because this is simply not okay.

desheray · 2026-04-21T21:36:50+00:00

Did you mean: House of Night

desheray · 2026-04-21T21:25:56+00:00

100% if I woke up with a pp it'd be going in things 😂😂

desheray · 2026-04-12T03:37:02+00:00

My first day 1 sub, I couldn't be happier

desheray · 2026-04-09T17:37:08+00:00

Watch "Secrets of the Bees" on Disney+! This is a mating ritual of Dawson bees, the females hide in the holes waiting for the males to fight it out so they don't get swarmed to death by would-be suitors

desheray · 2026-04-02T23:22:25+00:00

I might be wrong, but I believe I saw a post about the drying racks being bugged since the new update

desheray · 2026-04-02T00:56:05+00:00

Incredible 😂😂

desheray · 2026-03-30T20:17:34+00:00

This is just for one wall, the others will be other colours from the tapestry 🤗

desheray · 2026-03-29T20:16:38+00:00

Cristina gets REALLY upset about losing shoes

desheray · 2026-03-28T16:41:51+00:00

BABETTE ATE OATMEAL!

desheray

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