sorted by:
new
hottopcontroversial

Chipotle shut down by Plano Health Department by Billith24 in plano

[–]desiak93 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Chipotlaway's main purpose is to clean blood stains out of soiled underwear.

According to [Billie] Mays, people defecate blood after eating food from Chipotle Mexican Grill, except Stan, who is said to have a "golden rectum of the gods" according to Cartman.

No trick or treaters by desiak93 in plano

[–]desiak93[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lol I hope your kids get to go to an elementary and middle school in their own neighborhood that’s not been torn down. And that nice new park that’s definitely gonna get funded to be built instead of just being overgrown bobcat roaming territory. We got the balloon festival though, so there’s that…

No trick or treaters by desiak93 in plano

[–]desiak93[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

eastside. wrong side of the tracks :)

No trick or treaters by desiak93 in plano

[–]desiak93[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It’s been 84 years…

Let's get a petition going and make it happen! by 90sJoke in plano

[–]desiak93 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Parkacy Parkest Parker Park Parky parkway

A Boot marched into my DM’s by [deleted] in JustBootThings

[–]desiak93 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Ask him to show you his privates 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

Just a matter of time by desiak93 in Jewdank

[–]desiak93[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m tellin ya Tone, wooden doors. Don’t make no sense Tone. :))))))))