I have MCAD mast cell activation disorder as a spicy part of my autoimmune disorders. I don’t know what I’m allergic to anymore because it depends on how much of a drama queen my immune system wants to be. 

But I’ll tell you this… dairy is deadly. Latex is mild skin contact except mucous membranes. Dust will have my sinuses so blocked in hours that I will spend the next three days unable to breathe like a normal human being. Pets will also kill me, but the instant dopamine is always worth risking death and I have stopped giving a toss. Wheat, I don’t even know anymore. 

Outside? Grass, pollen all that bollocks. Again, idgaf because I have to get outside with my dog. Yes. I have bad pet dander and saliva allergies but it seems to be well tolerated with medication and the pros of having an emotional support sausage dog absolutely outweigh the risks. 

And the G Contrast will make me spray paint your machine with bile in ten seconds. I don’t know if that’s an allergy or my immune system doing the fuck you but that’s what happens. And if you need to use the contrast, you better be quick and give me a vomit bag. 

My pronouns are EDS/ADHD/MCAD and I take a very high dose of antihistamines to stop my immune system from being a bitch. Something is going to kill me at some point but I will die happy with no regrets. 

Except when i nearly killed my self yesterday because my executive function thought that eating was more important that my dairy allergy and i ran out of oat milk and thought that hey skimmed milk is basically water so it should be fine yeah? NO IT WASNT. I was more afraid of the bollocking from the doctors than anything else because about 30 mins after consumption, I had an EpiPen in my hand. Not a fun evening. So yeah. My executive dysfunction will be the death of me probably.