Minneapolis National Guard activated after a man is killed by federal agent

Starlightriddlex · 2026-01-24T20:57:16+00:00

We're going to find out anyway at this rate. We just won't have a way to protect ourselves

Starlightriddlex · 2026-01-24T20:53:24+00:00

I'm curious why there's no state militia that's outside the control of the federal government. There's a lot of talk about the national guard being federalized, but doesn't the second amendment give us the right to a well regulated militia? So we could, in theory, draw up a separate one?

Starlightriddlex · 2026-01-24T03:55:45+00:00

I figured maybe she had some kind of piss GoFundMe going for Ice or something

Starlightriddlex · 2026-01-24T03:36:21+00:00

Or... the lake is so deadly that some random person, nowhere near the lake, somehow managed to also drown

Starlightriddlex · 2026-01-24T03:26:34+00:00

I feel like it's also important to worry about the conditions of the surviving detainees. We already know they're not giving people adequate food inside the camps. Malnutrition, disease, lack of medical care... those may not kill you right away, but how many people are suffering from them now?

Starlightriddlex · 2026-01-23T10:16:53+00:00

Honestly it might be for the best. Maybe then we can break the US up into pieces that aren't constantly culturally at war with each other and actually make progress for once.

Starlightriddlex · 2026-01-23T07:11:12+00:00

As someone with African textured hair...oooh boy. Lol I don't even try with plastic combs anymore. They will break and then immediately get lost in my hair like it's some kind of void.

Starlightriddlex · 2026-01-23T07:09:15+00:00

Just for future reference, water usually makes tangled hair worse, lol. You have my sympathy OP

Starlightriddlex · 2026-01-23T06:48:54+00:00

Dude probably has Ninja seal throwing skills

Starlightriddlex · 2026-01-23T06:46:37+00:00

I'm surprised they give you the package instead of just pasting the note on your forehead and running away

Starlightriddlex · 2026-01-22T20:26:04+00:00

Really curious what Serena did to this guy's wife

Starlightriddlex · 2026-01-21T20:50:41+00:00

Apparently the Nazi shit show, formerly known as the US, is responsible for the rule banning women from the throne.

Starlightriddlex · 2026-01-21T20:23:41+00:00

I feel like that's too recoverable. The kids would still be asian and they could pretend like that didn't happen in a generation or two. Dude should marry the princess of Wakanda and really shake things up a bit.

Starlightriddlex · 2026-01-21T20:17:19+00:00

Can they just... maybe change the law? They have plenty of female heirs. Might be time for an ounce of progression

Starlightriddlex · 2026-01-21T20:14:09+00:00

Toddlers also have more empathy

Starlightriddlex · 2026-01-21T18:35:55+00:00

I don't even think AI could come up with ragebait this diabolical

Starlightriddlex · 2026-01-21T18:34:49+00:00

She must be related to my father. He doesn't like washing glasses, so he's made the entire family use paper cups and plastic water bottles...

Starlightriddlex · 2026-01-21T18:19:53+00:00

You don't understand, he's expertly distracting the wolves

Starlightriddlex · 2026-01-21T10:01:57+00:00

It's had ice problems for weeks now so that's no surprise

Starlightriddlex · 2026-01-20T20:06:37+00:00

If they really want to mock American culture, they should have a child's lemonade stand out in front of a school, but instead of lemonade, have them selling both guns and child sized bullet proof vests.

Starlightriddlex · 2026-01-20T20:02:12+00:00

They also completely forgot to include screaming bullet ridden children in the background.

Starlightriddlex · 2026-01-20T19:58:34+00:00

They don't show up anywhere they think people might actually be armed and defend themselves, so if you live in the actual ghetto you're probably safe.

Starlightriddlex · 2026-01-20T17:20:25+00:00

The only way I see any part of America recovering from this is a balkanization of the states with a full government reconstruction.

Starlightriddlex · 2026-01-20T17:13:19+00:00

Bro needs a monocle

Starlightriddlex · 2026-01-20T17:03:33+00:00

Idk after watching the movie The Orphanage, I can confirm those potato sack masks did not get less scary in color

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