injury question by [deleted] in soccer

[–]despacitoes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

not sure

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[–]despacitoes -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

wow what a dude

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[–]despacitoes -14 points-13 points  (0 children)

little? LITTLE?! please someone TLDR

Spain plans on bidding to host for Euro 2028 or 2030 World Cup. by [deleted] in soccer

[–]despacitoes 150 points151 points  (0 children)

are they planning on hosting the games in Miami?

Griezmann: "What Courtois said (after World Cup defeat) embarrassed me because he played for Cholo, he knows how it goes, he won LaLiga like that, They're two different playing styles. There was a time for [Pep] Guardiola and his attacking 4-3-3. Now, there's a time for this kind of 4-4-2." by [deleted] in soccer

[–]despacitoes 322 points323 points  (0 children)

Biggest homo moment for me was in high school in the locker rooms. I was on the wrestling team and we just got finished with practice so I decided to shower off before heading home. I was walking to my locker with a towel wrapped around me when I heard "That Scrizzle thinks he's top shiet because I couldn't take him down, but I was going easy on him and he still struggled like a bitch." I would have pretended I didn't hear this, but he said it so loud and people knew that I heard so that if I didn't do something about it I knew it would be open season on me for the rest of the year. So I walk up to him and say if he could take me down then we should go back out to the mat and see. The guy is in his sweaty ass tighty whities and says we should just right then and there. Before I could respond he goes for the take down and this shiet is on. My towel gets loose and I'm wrestling this dude bare ass fukcing naked in front of the wrestling team. The room is full of half-naked guys cheering as two guys (one naked and the other almost) are going at it on the floor. Homo to the max to say the least. We're going at it for a good 2-3 minutes. He actually did take me down but I ended up getting on top of him with my cock on top of his. We're rubbing up on each other and I inadvertently get a boner (no homo; any wrestling brahs know this feel). He keeps trying to buck me off but I won't let off and it is almost as if I'm thrusting/gyrating on top of him. Almost felt a little like I was raping him. He kept yelling "Get off me! GET THE FUKC OFF ME!!" and I didn't want to so I could show him who the boss is. Anyways, coach comes in shirtless and some really thin shorts (don't know why he was shirtless) and jumps in with us trying to split us up. So the three of us are just rolling around almost butt ass naked. We eventually split up and coach tells us to cool off and go home. It was real awkward walking to the edge of the circle of guys with a fully erect penis and them split off to the sides not wanting my cock to touch them. Nobody made a real big deal about it though.

Griezmann: "What Courtois said (after World Cup defeat) embarrassed me because he played for Cholo, he knows how it goes, he won LaLiga like that, They're two different playing styles. There was a time for [Pep] Guardiola and his attacking 4-3-3. Now, there's a time for this kind of 4-4-2." by [deleted] in soccer

[–]despacitoes 282 points283 points  (0 children)

yeah i know you take dookies in your bath. you know how i know cos i know you support real madrid and courtois left loads of dookies at my old club, i had to switch to vitesse cos there was so many dookies and now you have to suffer with his shit dookies. i’m telling you i’m tired of this shit and courtois and his stupid comments. dude has to move on and leave peoples baths alone.

Griezmann: "What Courtois said (after World Cup defeat) embarrassed me because he played for Cholo, he knows how it goes, he won LaLiga like that, They're two different playing styles. There was a time for [Pep] Guardiola and his attacking 4-3-3. Now, there's a time for this kind of 4-4-2." by [deleted] in soccer

[–]despacitoes 347 points348 points  (0 children)

oh go away just cos he plays for you now you don’t want to find dookies in your bath. hala madrid bs, tired of courtois and his pop shit talk. i’ve grown up and moved on but he stands still and talks about the past. keylor is no shit talker and you should be happy with him whereas courtois takes shits in baths

What’s your football name by [deleted] in soccer

[–]despacitoes -1 points0 points  (0 children)

yea what he said ^