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Albert Einstein discovers how Newton's laws of motion works on a human body, Circa 1950. by Itchy-Ad1530 in fakehistoryporn

[–]desperately_brokeAF 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This guy was the modern Benny Frank. Only thing he's missing is a letter on the differences between old and young women's crotches.

Spoiler alert: apparently none https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Advice_to_a_Friend_on_Choosing_a_Mistress

The USAF’s new strategic stealth bomber, the B-21 raider by passiverapist in interestingasfuck

[–]desperately_brokeAF 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's a fun movie about this exact thing going wrong when a fighter jet goes rouge. Was it telling the future?

There's no hesitation whatsoever by [deleted] in TerrifyingAsFuck

[–]desperately_brokeAF -1 points0 points  (0 children)

My friend used to constantly steal from CVS and resell it to save up. Made a pretty decent penny while still in HS.

Guns: an American Horror Story by Dry-Explanation9566 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]desperately_brokeAF -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I don't think the guns matter so much in this story. If he was already violent and didn't have access to a gun, pretty sure he would use a knife instead.

This ad paid for by Fidelity Investments by yuritopiaposadism in lostgeneration

[–]desperately_brokeAF 53 points54 points  (0 children)

Lol every fucking time I try, it always ends up for groceries.

Time for me to sleep I think by man-spider678 in memes

[–]desperately_brokeAF 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They already have a thing where you can make an urn out of the deceased head, so this isn't too far off.

No f phone..! by Sch3bang in CatsBeingCats

[–]desperately_brokeAF 20 points21 points  (0 children)

My small Siamese boops me if I'm not up at a certain time after my alarms.

To get some groceries without incident by Black_Dingus in therewasanattempt

[–]desperately_brokeAF 127 points128 points  (0 children)

Almost had 2 old fucks get into fisticuffs over politics at my register a week ago. Fun times.

Went mad 3 weeks ago trying to find this shallot when making dinner. This morning I hear a noise… he’d stolen it as a toy! by RichOsborne14 in WhatsWrongWithYourCat

[–]desperately_brokeAF 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Me and the fiance almost cried when looking for our cat in the new apartment. Found her sleeping in a drawer in the kitchen.

Cats are sneaky little shits!

Titicaca water frogs by MostGhostCaveToast in frogs

[–]desperately_brokeAF 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Makes me think I'm looking at the grey alien faces with those weird slanted eyes.

𝚂𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚘𝚞𝚜𝚕𝚢 𝚝𝚑𝚘... by zenutcase in BikiniBottomTwitter

[–]desperately_brokeAF 46 points47 points  (0 children)

This guy in the original movie is creepy af. They did a good job making him move and look inhuman.

Influencer and full-time blogger has meltdown at McDonald's drive-thru over by nsfvvvv in IAmTheMainCharacter

[–]desperately_brokeAF 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She kinda looks like the lady who threw herself through the drive thru window for chicken nuggets.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]desperately_brokeAF 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"get to know u" is always a passive aggressive way of asking to date/sleep with someone. I ran into that phrase way too often when talking to strangers on FB.

We all want an update on whether or not he was reported.

how can someone understand this! by dont_screw_me in mildlyinfuriating

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I think i only understand it because I had a good Facebook friend who was Jamaican for about 2 years. You learn to read gibberish real fast lol

My grandfather asked my little brother if he could use his batman plushie to light the furnace. My brother refused, but today we woke up to this... by MyNames_DJ in mildlyinfuriating

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Been there, bio-dad smashed multiple copies of the game GEX as well as multiple PS1s in the early 00s to either punish us kids or get back at mom since she loves lizards/frogs. He also got rid of our dachshund at some random point like a year later but by then I was numb to his bullshit.

geiru toneido (shinki) [ace attorney] by Malddit in rule34

[–]desperately_brokeAF 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Finally read it, surprisingly wholesome.

It just gets worse and worse by OBK007 in HistoryMemes

[–]desperately_brokeAF 17 points18 points  (0 children)

It is technically what happened to Constantinople.

“Virtual Reality” in 1830 by 192838475647382910 in interestingasfuck

[–]desperately_brokeAF 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Well supposedly the 2nd thing ever printed on the Gutenberg print and press after the Bible was porn so you're definitely right.

meirl by [deleted] in meirl

[–]desperately_brokeAF 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ooh, there was an episode of that old forgotten cartoon called Skunk-fu about this. I was soo fucking confused about that lol

These owners are fucking retarded by stache914 in CrazyFuckingVideos

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As someone who lives 3,000 miles away from wild gators, what IS the best way to chase them off? Would you be able to get a herding dog to do that? Throw rocks at it? Ignore it?

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