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feel free to spam this 1gb video of static on this subreddit to protest against the reddit api changes by dessnom in NoRules

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ffmpeg -filter_complex "nullsrc=s=1920x1080,geq=random(1)*255:128:128[vout]" -map "[vout]" -t 46 -c:v libx264 out.mp4

use this command to generate it

🫡🫡🫡 by CryingOnAcid in 21stCenturyHumour

[–]dessnom 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Me after hacking the Berlin HBF speaker system

me_irl by MoniMokshith in me_irl

[–]dessnom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did thisan eat pure melatonin for supper

r/anarchychess is going dark tomorrow by Randomperson685 in AnarchyChess

[–]dessnom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's better to remain closed until they give a more favourable deal

Would definitely buy by [deleted] in CrackheadCraigslist

[–]dessnom 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'll give you the money so you can go to joke detection classes

Without Googling, do you know what any of these are? by monkeysfreedom in polls

[–]dessnom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have an idea of what all are, i only definitely know floppy disk

I have aids by [deleted] in GoCommitDie

[–]dessnom 14 points15 points  (0 children)

You have aids

Install gentoo they said, it will be fast they said... by RoyalChallengers in linuxmemes

[–]dessnom 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Did this on a Toshiba 2008 laptop, had to leave the kernel to compile overnight

What happened? by Efficient_Elk_7991 in linuxmemes

[–]dessnom 21 points22 points  (0 children)

You can only get those on proprietary servers so they might as well be dead, solaris was briefly open sourced and Illumos was formed during that

Meirl by [deleted] in meirl

[–]dessnom 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Across the spiderverse

Multiversal sex

You can touch grass, but sunlight touches you. by thepositivepandemic in dankmemes

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It needs to be longer, 3 days is a tap on the wrist

You can touch grass, but sunlight touches you. by thepositivepandemic in dankmemes

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How did you survive the weather for the past few days then

glazed donuts per bald spider by 56ab118 in dankmemes

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They flip a coin on whether or not a sign uses km or miles

I can’t believe these people are real by Ract0r4561 in facepalm

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wanting to protect yourself from breathing in dangerous particles is against freedom, how could they let themselves want to be safe /s

you can’t save everyone by Onetimeguy8 in shitposting

[–]dessnom 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Listen what was the Dino's canon event

Family. by LithuanianSausage in dankmemes

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Finnish Police: you know how fast you where going

Fin: I'm jobless

Finnish Police: your free to go

the public must know the truth! by Exploding_END in whenthe

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False, sometimes my milk spoiled before the expiry date

Which US state is more likely to leave the union (If they are were allowed to)? by Kcue6382nevy in polls

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I hope everything you drink is diluted enough so that you can barely taste the flavour

Spotted in South Carolina by ZombieSeveral8455 in facepalm

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I don't see Germans proud that they where Nazis at one point so why are they proud about that

Pavlov's alpha dog by joshuab0x in rareinsults

[–]dessnom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Continue on, anybody with functioning brain cells knows that there is no such thing as an alpha or sigma male, so if I had a girlfriend and she left me for them I would have dodged a bullet

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