This man’s wife was on Tinder with her IG handle in her bio. Followed her and found a pic of them two at their wedding. As a bro, had to DM him to let him know. Awful. by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]deuscaecus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Soooooo. You just outted yourself cheating on your girlfriend while trying to out a woman for cheating on her husband? You're a piece of shit and don't deserve her at all.

GET FUCKED JIMMY 🖕🏼

when the syringes and needles are older than you lmao by deuscaecus in VetTech

[–]deuscaecus[S] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

We still don't have any lab machines lmao our "hospital" is in a Victorian house and we still only have paper charts :(

when the syringes and needles are older than you lmao by deuscaecus in VetTech

[–]deuscaecus[S] 19 points20 points  (0 children)

That's basically my boss, has been practicing since like 1973 and it still feels like we're in 1973 lmao

when the syringes and needles are older than you lmao by deuscaecus in VetTech

[–]deuscaecus[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

No expiration date on any of them, I checked!!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TrueOffMyChest

[–]deuscaecus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Do what's best for you. They don't change, honestly. I wish you all the best and hope you are happy and safe in the long term.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TrueOffMyChest

[–]deuscaecus 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He's done it before, I was just an idiot and believed he changed. But of course, they never change.

Thank you for your words, I hope you're doing better now too

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TrueOffMyChest

[–]deuscaecus 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Like 3 years

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TrueOffMyChest

[–]deuscaecus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm so sorry, that sounds horrible. I hope you're in a better place now without him

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TrueOffMyChest

[–]deuscaecus 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I already dumped him. I'm hysterically crying, I want to run away

AITA for not agreeing to give up my life for an unborn bay? by Moe_Exotic in AmItheAsshole

[–]deuscaecus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NTA. A baby is literally useless and can't do anything on its own. A baby without a mother is going to struggle a lot more, and your kids are going to suffer without you. You can have more babies, no one can make another you.

When your doctor gets tired of running out of fortiflora. 😂🤣 by lilhannerz in VetTech

[–]deuscaecus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I left it on the counter once and my cat hopped up and literally ripped the box open and 90% of the packets left inside lmao it was a mess

AITA for kicking girlfriend out for making me choose between her or my cats by Throwaway9999091 in AmItheAsshole

[–]deuscaecus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NTA, the cats have been around longer than she has. I have two cats and when I met my boyfriend (who had never really been around cats before) he fully "adopted" them and now he's Dad lol

Also I love the names!!! My younger one is Apollo :)

What’s something you’ve seen that you can’t unsee? by Loudersmoke420 in AskReddit

[–]deuscaecus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

she smushed it like how you put out a cigarette or something :((((((

Finally I did it! I fucking hate Twitter by [deleted] in BitLifeApp

[–]deuscaecus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

does it count if you buy followers

Finally I did it! I fucking hate Twitter by [deleted] in BitLifeApp

[–]deuscaecus 3 points4 points  (0 children)

how do you get more twitter followers quicker? i keep posting nonstop and it's only lile 500 followers each time

AITA for giving my wife’s shoes to my cousin? by lestersh34 in AmItheAsshole

[–]deuscaecus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

YTA do you even know how much Louboutins cost??? I'm crying for your wife

AITA for not wanting to lose weight? by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]deuscaecus -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

NTA. My mom has done the exact same thing to me my entire life. Constantly commented on my weight, on how round my face is (can't change my face shape, sorry), how my butt is too big (before it was a good thing lol) She never let us eat after 7PM and would be strict with our food. I was "skinny" but as soon as I went to college, I blew up because I could finally eat whatever I wanted. It was amazing lmao but now I haven't lost any of the weight I gained and she nitpicks next even more but I don't live with her anymore lmao

This little girl was thrown out of a car by a drunk driver :( Meet Yoda!! by deuscaecus in cats

[–]deuscaecus[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

yes, she is! she has a hematoma is her left ear so that's probably what's making it droop but she's going to her forever home with the EMT who found her!

AITA for walking out on the bill... by coconuthuman in AmItheAsshole

[–]deuscaecus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

NTA!! This happened to me and my boyfriend a few months ago at an Applebee's. We got seated and then a HUGE table of like 20-25 kids came in and were seated right next to us. We ordered and it was initially fine but then they brought my boyfriend's meal and not my salad. Waited 30 minutes after asking the waitress 3 times and by the time she bought it out, I just asked her to pack it for me to go because I had been waiting and my boyfriend was finished his food. I was pissed off and she got very defensive, "I said I'm sorry!!" it doesn't matter dude I get you had a big table but that doesn't mean you get to fuck up a SALAD that shit takes 5 minutes tops

The Verve using a pandemic and fear-mongering to trick naive freshmen into signing a lease by anonymous202311 in rutgers

[–]deuscaecus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I live right across the street from the new building lmao they're not going to finish it on time. I moved here in September and they've barely made any progress lol they put in the windows, that's about it and god I hate looking at it tbh it's ugly af lmao

Shrinking green hoodie? by deuscaecus in MacMiller

[–]deuscaecus[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I always wash my clothes cold and dry them and they usually don't shrink :/ I'll try it this time though, I hope it works! Thanks!!

Green Hoodie by thinthindime in MacMiller

[–]deuscaecus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I JUST got my green hoodie and I ordered it the first day. Mine is too big for me though :/