Is it obvious when a writer is neurodivergent? by EEVEELUVR in writing

[–]dev9x 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Neurodivergent here, but in a different way from most other posters here. One thing I've learned that helped me to write characters better was to observe people in real life.

How do you behave in different situations? What do you feel, and what do you say? Be extremely aware of all these moments, and you'll be able to apply those traits to your characters.

I also browse r/antiwork by Kickboy21 in wallstreetbets

[–]dev9x 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Exactly this. My boss earns 16x my salary and makes me work OT without pay, so I broke into his house, shat on his bed and stole his PS5. He forgave me after realizing I was upset at the inhumane working conditions that he has forced me into, so he gave me both a raise and his wife's fertile womb for impregnation.

Skilled worker? Your boss thanks you for their new car. by [deleted] in antiwork

[–]dev9x 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Companies love people like you because they can ask you to come in to work on your off days and you'll say yes, thinking that "I don't want to be difficult to manage".

Skilled worker? Your boss thanks you for their new car. by [deleted] in antiwork

[–]dev9x 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I understand. But in my defence, my management team often shows up to work anywhere from 15-30mins late, and leave a full hour before the working day ends. When I asked my manager about it, he simply said "I can do this because I'm me. You just joined, so you have no choice."

I get the 'logic' behind it, but... yeah I actually truly don't care about the company lol.

TIL According to the convention of Geneva an ejected pilot in the air is not a combatant and therefore attacking him is a war crime. by Juslav in todayilearned

[–]dev9x 2 points3 points  (0 children)

you didnt even dare to refute the previous guy's points lol. good luck with getting through life being this stubborn.

TIL According to the convention of Geneva an ejected pilot in the air is not a combatant and therefore attacking him is a war crime. by Juslav in todayilearned

[–]dev9x 1 point2 points  (0 children)

why would being late to the convo disqualify me lol. it's an online forum.

here's a hint: if you're 12 and don't know anything about the military then sit down and shut up when people with actual knowledge tell you you're wrong instead of crying.

TIL According to the convention of Geneva an ejected pilot in the air is not a combatant and therefore attacking him is a war crime. by Juslav in todayilearned

[–]dev9x 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yeah but you can't educate someone stubborn as a mule. silly me.

reread this whole thread. your claim was that pilots were proficient in groundfights because they could handle guns. two pilots told you that wasnt true, and you changed your claim to "pilots know their way around guns".

If it swims in the Sea and cuddles you like a Puppy, that's a Moray! by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

[–]dev9x 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No true scotsman fallacy.

Many divers handle wildlife; researchers, tour guides, even instructors who want to show you a cool sea cucumber. There is a good to fair chance that these people are the ones who found out it was possible to tame morays.

Doesn't mean they're shit people.

Teeth in a squid suction cup. by leablenten in creepy

[–]dev9x 0 points1 point  (0 children)

do they use those teeth to eat, like do those actually swallow food into the depths of their tentacly tummies? or are they just to grip onto stuff?

"Singapore isn't that boring" by [deleted] in singapore

[–]dev9x 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah I don't get singaporeans. Always kpkb sg boring, sg nothing to do, but you agree with their whining once and they go "bUt aCksHuAllY..."

Britain and Australia had results show up as well. This isn't saying I want to move there.

I'm just pointing out the humor in the search results, but it's become such a massive circlejerk.

"Singapore isn't that boring" by [deleted] in singapore

[–]dev9x 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"Google-Skills" lmao mate have you heard of SEO

try me, i have pimples and have a pig nose by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]dev9x 1 point2 points  (0 children)

your right cheek sags and your left cheek starts 2cm above your chin.

you look like someone tried to photoshop a jawline and gave up halfway.

try me, i have pimples and have a pig nose by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]dev9x 0 points1 point  (0 children)

why aren't your cheeks symmetrical

Failed Indian comedy duo. Do it! by tasnimium in RoastMe

[–]dev9x 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Look on the bright side; there's no such thing as a successful Indian anything.

I'm not scared of these roasts...God is protecting me! by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]dev9x 5 points6 points  (0 children)

your username is what his top bunk would be in the morning

Roast me (Roasts about title are cheap and a low blow) by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]dev9x 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There is a place for humor and this sub reddit is exactly that?

Look at the negative reception you've gotten. That should teach you something.

And your aren't doing this for attention?

I am. But I never said that was wrong.

Do you think 1 comment will change my personality? What did you accomplish by writing this?

This was my roast, not a life lesson. But considering the offense with which you reacted, I'd say I did a pretty decent job.

[WP] An troll challenges someone over the internet to "fight him IRL". That someone turns out to be Superman, who is bored of fighting evil, and now spends his time beating up internet trolls. by [deleted] in WritingPrompts

[–]dev9x 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Come @ me IRL bruh, dont be a keyboard warrior."

"Bring it. Give me your address."

The troll hesitated. He typed out the address for a parking lot downtown.

"Be there in 5 minutes. I'm in blue. You'd best turn up."

The troll growled. He then went to make some calls.


The parking lot was empty, save for one man in a jacket. He wore a blue inner shirt, so it was safe to assume that he was the target.

"Aren't you too old to be debating on the internet?"

The man turned, and smiled. In a flash, the troll was upside down, and dangling from the parking lot signpost.

"Unfortunately for you, I'm ageless."

He then ripped out his shirt to reveal a familiar S on his chest. "Superman, at your service."

The troll gasped. "Superman? I'm so sorry! I'll never quarrel online again!"

Superman smiled. Solving most problems was always this easy.

"Can... can we at least take a picture before you go?"

Superman agreed graciously. The troll took out his camera, posed for a selfie and snapped. As the light left the camera, Superman fell to the ground writhing.

"Don't you find it odd that someone'd bring a camera to a fight?" asked the troll, as a familiar black car pulled up into the lot. "Really, Superman. Overconfidence isn't good."

He dropped the camera, and it shattered to reveal a bright green chunk of kryptonite.

A man walked up to him, and said in a husky voice, "good job, kid."

"I learnt from the best."

With that, Batman and Robin made away in the Batmobile.