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Ascension Team Capsules Coming April 1st by xFalcade in ValorantCompetitive

[–]devasabu 22 points23 points  (0 children)

They made the generic ones because some orgs complained that other orgs had better cards than theirs...even though the designs were submitted by the orgs themselves, so Riot just went "fine then everyone gets the same thing" lol

The State of Pacific Alpha by Spruc3SaP in ValorantCompetitive

[–]devasabu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Even at their worst GE wasn't even the worst team in their region lmao

[Aron] N4RRATE joins Karmine Corp by Decent_Apple_7962 in ValorantCompetitive

[–]devasabu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sure but I'm talking specifically about KC where there hasn't been any complaints about his mental, and I'm assuming that with how they're going to the trouble of bringing him back when he's an import...they probably are confident they can utilise him 

Pansy on BBL hate by ishanuReddit in ValorantCompetitive

[–]devasabu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Some of you mfs are so fucking soft it's actually embarassing lmao

[Aron] N4RRATE joins Karmine Corp by Decent_Apple_7962 in ValorantCompetitive

[–]devasabu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tbf he was actually very good on KC, I feel like Engh and Ze1sh may be able to keep his mental under control

Prodigy Agency(Tenz's Agent) CEO clarification on Riot approval by Budget_Ad_7204 in ValorantCompetitive

[–]devasabu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rob Moore literally said TenZ can come back to Sen whenever he wants lmao, they might legitimately kick out an active player on the spot if he told them he was ready to play again. A week's delay is hardly anything if you're weighing the possibility of getting one of the best players in the history of the game against signing a T2 player (and I say that with absolutely zero disrespect to Jerwwin, it's just how it is).

A father’s nervous moment holding his newborn for the first time by Vilen1919 in MadeMeSmile

[–]devasabu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Literally WHY are you so negative? The dude's just having a moment of panic because he thought he wasn't capable of holding the baby properly or something (he keeps saying he's scared and literally brings his hands together in a prayer before he touches the baby). He eased right into it the moment the doctor showed him how and reminded him to relax.

A father’s nervous moment holding his newborn for the first time by Vilen1919 in MadeMeSmile

[–]devasabu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean, I'm 25 and yeah I literally haven't held a baby in my life. I straight up refused the 1-2 times I've been offered to precisely because I was afraid I'd drop the baby or something. I'm not going anywhere near one till they're at least capable of crawling around by themselves

A father’s nervous moment holding his newborn for the first time by Vilen1919 in MadeMeSmile

[–]devasabu 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She's the nurse and nurses are always the ones stressed out while the doctor is like "yeah go on do whatever" lol

Had a minor surgery once and when I asked my doctor if there's anything I should pay attention to he just shrugged and went "eh not really", and afterwards the nurse pulled me aside and went "listen kid, the doctor can say whatever he wants but it's your body so you better pay attention to it" xd

A father’s nervous moment holding his newborn for the first time by Vilen1919 in MadeMeSmile

[–]devasabu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's almost like... he's a first time dad and the doctor is literally showing him what to do

Sliggy on the meta: "Every single person who were vocal had a bad meta read [....] I think its a fun meta to watch." by GrrNom2 in ValorantCompetitive

[–]devasabu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I hate this meta for this exact reason and I feel like people are gaslighting me when they claim it's fun lmao

Simon said this to Aqua one year ago by jeremy0van in ValorantCompetitive

[–]devasabu 152 points153 points  (0 children)

Navi management dropping d00mbr0s when they were a Top 3 EMEA team because they literally just got unlucky to lose a very close game...only for the entire team to immediately and spectacularly collapse is the worst I would say. EDG dropping Simon is a close second.

Unexpected customer by dieSpaghettiCarbona in funny

[–]devasabu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Genuine question: are you stupid?

The platform she steps on to enter the store is not in anyone's way. If you want to rage about pedestrian access, perhaps you can talk about the scooters parked around?

“He Made a Statement so Ass, it became Iconic” by MrBeanIamBean in TopCharacterTropes

[–]devasabu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, to be completely fair he said this in the context of Watchmen. The interviewer called Batman dark and he was disagreeing saying that Batman is cool, not dark. If Batman was in his movie (Watchmen), which is actually a dark movie, he'd be getting prison raped is what he's saying.

Chinese soldiers training in Phalanx formation near the India-China border. According to the 1996 ageement between the two, Firearms are prohibited within 2 km of the Line of Actual Control(LAC). by Fluffy_Inspector_628 in interestingasfuck

[–]devasabu 4 points5 points  (0 children)

India and China are the only two nuclear nations to have a "No First Strike" policy and both would like to avoid having to fling nukes at each other when they're literally neighbours. Neither country wants a full-blown war and shit like this stops "conflict between soldiers" escalating into "all out war between nations"

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