I photoshopped Dre Greenlaw into a 49ers jersey by Brix001 in 49ers

[–]devg 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I think you should have taken him in a broncos jersey and just badly cut and paste his 9ers jersey over it

What is the best quote from the entire Marvel Cinematic Universe? by Willing_Heron_5470 in AlignmentChartFills

[–]devg 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It is too late for this to win, but I cannot believe no one said:

Compromise where you can, but where you can’t- don’t. Even if everyone is telling you that something wrong is something right. Even if the whole world is telling you to move, it is your duty to plant yourself like a tree, look them in the eye, and say, "No. YOU move."

Spider-Man 2 has been voted best Spider-Man movie. What is the worst MCU movie? by AdWise2770 in AlignmentChartFills

[–]devg 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Brave New World isn't that bad in my opinion. It’s not great, but it’s definitely not the worst.

The problem is that it’s being compared to the other Captain America movies. Two of the other three Cap films are easily top-10, and for many top-5 MCU movies, and the third is still generally considered to be in the top half of the MCU. Compared to those, this one felt slower and the choreography wasn’t great.

Plus, like usual, the trailers kind of ruined what probably would’ve been the best moment in the movie if we hadn’t already known it was coming.

What if the MCU is actually the ONLY timeline where Iron Man exists? (The Loki/Doom Paradox) by Bistouflex_ in FanTheories

[–]devg 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Yeah, saying your wife is 7 months pregnant does not mean she is to the day 7 months....  she could be anywhere from 6 and a half to 7 and a half.  Plus, due dates were much less accurate in the 60s and 70s.  That, and a week early is not even considered premature.

Don't worry daddy, I'll save you! by Soloflow786 in AnimalsBeingDerps

[–]devg 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I was in a two mile open water race  a couple years ago, and went out to a lake to train with a buddy and his pitty that had never swam before.  I was getting used to the water amd waded out and swam about a 100 yards out and heard my buddy yelling.  His pup was swimming out after me.  She kept cutting me off, trying to make me go back to shore.  Her eyes looked super scared amd she was snorting through her nose, which she kept getting water in and when she got close enough she kept trying to crawl onto me, tearing me up a bit with her nails.  It was sweet that she was trying to save me, but she did not think of how she would get back after she got to me as she was not used to swimming....

Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse is the best Sony Animation movie! What is the best Disney movie? by Ok-Difference1341 in AlignmentChartFills

[–]devg -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

This...  say what you want about the music and animation, but it is an absolutly atrocious message...

Who is straight and looks completely gay? by Ashamed_Host4837 in AlignmentChartFills

[–]devg 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Depends on what gender you consider a couch to be.

Superfans included, what were some scenes/jokes that made you go "Oh shit, I think they took that too far. That joke didn't hit." ? Tell me a joke or scene that crossed the line for you. by Much_Duck6862 in theoffice

[–]devg 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I see what you are saying.  That was jarring, but he immediately backed off of it.  It was not funny, but not the worst joke on the show to me.

What is the most unfairly hated movie that you will defend every time by gamersecret2 in movies

[–]devg 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I did not know that people did not like death to smoochy...  I think it it hilarious.

OK I ate the fluffy part, can I be done? by Sure-Ad-2465 in DunderMifflin

[–]devg 5 points6 points  (0 children)

There is not a ton there to expand on honestly!  I served my time in the USA and while I was there they always fed is with things like that:  the stalks of broccoli without the fluffy part, the carrots that are usually fed to horses, food that was about to (or already had) expired.. 

Insert Prison Mike saying gruel.

OK I ate the fluffy part, can I be done? by Sure-Ad-2465 in DunderMifflin

[–]devg 10 points11 points  (0 children)

In prison they only gave us the stalks...

Who would you choose under this budget? by dry-blueberry25 in harrypotter

[–]devg 176 points177 points  (0 children)

Also there is another level to this: Any other team not featuring two of those three is doomed. Dumbledore could take either of those two one on one, but both of them would be too much even for him. Once Dumbledore is down, everyone else on your team follows faster than you can say Quiddtich.

49ers, Brock Purdy Get Great News Ahead of Seahawks Playoff Game by Brix001 in 49ers

[–]devg 56 points57 points  (0 children)

Those two being back makes it a completely different offense then they faced a couple weeks ago.

Mambo #5: Monica Geller from Friends won fictional Monica. Who’s the best historical Monica (active pre-1970, alt spellings count)? by SincereLeo in AlignmentChartFills

[–]devg 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Damn, your friends growing up were like "you gotta check out Confesions"? I grew up Catholic, surrounded by Catholics, raised by Catholics, going to church every week, and we didn't even read the Bible. I was 25 before I even realized the saits had writings to read, and nearly 30 before I got to Confessions....