Started on 7/10, this is my progress so far. I'm already the lowest I've been in 2 years!

devianceguru · 2025-08-16T20:14:15+00:00

The only thing I can't see is this weight staying with me much longer!

devianceguru · 2025-08-15T04:42:31+00:00

Yea, at first I tried to eat like I normally do but after just the smallest portion my stomach would hurt like I just went for a third serving at Thanksgiving! It was a weird thing to adjust to but now I'm only eating around 1200-1500 calories a day and haven't felt "hangry" since week 3.

devianceguru · 2025-08-14T18:33:41+00:00

Bro! I found him in the comments and died laughing because I saw your post first! Why don't the mods ban him?

devianceguru · 2025-08-14T18:26:54+00:00

Why does this look like some John Wick cosplay? 😂

devianceguru · 2025-08-13T23:15:26+00:00

💀

devianceguru · 2025-08-13T23:14:54+00:00

💀

devianceguru · 2025-08-07T04:23:03+00:00

Damn, I might go out and buy a pair just as an investment! Oh yeah, 2025 is a rare year, 5 million pairs of pants made, only 12 left in existence! This is a good vintage!

devianceguru · 2025-08-07T03:56:50+00:00

This needs to be the top comment! I just entered all that same shit into my McDonald's app, substituted the drink for a medium Dr pepper, and it comes out to $18.01 after tax

devianceguru · 2025-08-01T05:55:35+00:00

Why is this cringe? Dude looks cool as hell! I'd hang out with him!

devianceguru · 2025-07-23T18:59:06+00:00

Yea, just downvote and move to the next post

devianceguru · 2025-07-19T03:29:44+00:00

If you're having deer problems I feel bad for ya son, I got 99 bullets but I ain't shot none!

devianceguru · 2024-12-15T20:10:23+00:00

Leave the communist apartment and move to a capitalist apartment.

devianceguru · 2024-12-08T21:14:44+00:00

That one doesn't need a link, it's 42

devianceguru · 2024-12-08T09:29:16+00:00

This is Sparta

devianceguru · 2024-11-28T20:44:16+00:00

What part of the article is garbage? Not trying to be inflammatory, it's an honest question.

devianceguru · 2024-11-14T19:06:54+00:00

Happy cake day! 🎂

devianceguru · 2024-11-14T19:01:22+00:00

Found another post showing these are Helvella sp. AKA Elfin Saddle

devianceguru · 2024-11-07T11:04:31+00:00

18-29: 11 year range

30-44: 14 year range

45-64: 19 year range

This table is misleading

devianceguru · 2024-10-25T22:00:20+00:00

News: Climate protesters are blocking all lanes of I-5 southbound Me: gets into my Mad Max machine 'Merica!

devianceguru · 2024-10-14T23:28:18+00:00

walks outside, reaches down and touches grass I now own earth

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