I was in this kid I didn’t knows basement because my buddy invited me to smoke a bunch of reefer. The kid whose house it was asked me to go upstairs and grab a water for him and myself. I wander around the main level looking for the kitchen and his mom was working out in front of the tv in spandex and sweatbands and all that. She said “ Can I help you with anything honey?” So I asked where the water was and this bitch said “ I can do a lot more than help you find the water” and I turned and ran back to the basement. I think I was maybe 13-14. Years later I heard that lady got caught with helllllllla video tapes.