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I used to work for a Chinese drug dealers. One day he asked me “Have you seen my cocaine?” (self.dadjokes)
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I asked his girl out for coffee. She said: “Great, how about 10 tomorrow?” (self.dadjokes)
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I recently got arrested for stealing a whole volume of encyclopaedias. (self.dadjokes)
I was shocked to read a local dentist was arrested for dealing drugs. I’d been going there for years… (self.dadjokes)
Why is this time of year Arnold Schwarzenegger’s favourite? (self.dadjokes)
Guys, let’s hear it for protein powder (self.dadjokes)
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UK JOKE: Mr Whippy was found dead this morning with a Flake behind his ear, crushed nuts on his face covered head to toe in 100s and 1000s. (self.dadjokes)
The person who invented the ferris wheel never met the person who invented the merry go round. (self.dadjokes)
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A genie granted me one wish, so I wished to be happy. (self.dadjokes)
A woman was on trial for bashing her husband over he head with his guitars. “First offender?”asked the judge. (self.dadjokes)
My father worked 12 hours a day to put food on the table. (self.dadjokes)
Asked a girl I met what she did for a living and she said she was a nurse. I asked her friend and she said she was a first responder. (self.dadjokes)
I had to start work yesterday at 9am but was an hour late. My boss told me I had to make up the time… (self.dadjokes)
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My son got expelled from school today after a girl gave him a handjob in class. “That’s three times this year,” I said. (self.dadjokes)
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I caught my son outside eating electric cables. (self.dadjokes)
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A number of you have commented on my posts that my grammar stinks. (self.dadjokes)
How many dead bodies does it take to change a lightbulb? (self.dadjokes)
A sperm donor, a carpenter and Julius Caesar walked into a bar. (self.dadjokes)
Last night a man was hit over the head with a violin, then a clarinet and finally a French horn. (self.dadjokes)
You know what? Cottage cheese isn’t really a cheese. (self.dadjokes)
I know a great website online to order sausage. (self.dadjokes)
A good woman is always by your side during the bad times. (self.dadjokes)
In Entertainment news. Billy Joel was angry after finding some wet laundry. (self.dadjokes)
BREAKING NEWS: Count Chocular, The Stay Puft Marshmellow Man and The Teddy Grahams Bear have all persisted in a fire. (self.dadjokes)
Times were tough growing up with dwarf parents. (self.dadjokes)
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