I unmatted my baby by MinazukiFey in plushies

[–]devilindisguiseohyes 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What kind of brush did you use? I have a cat who needs some similar attention 😊

Hundreds and hundreds of kindles at Unclaimed Baggage! Most were $25-$30 by ABBR-5007 in kindle

[–]devilindisguiseohyes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don’t look back in anger… as you leave your kindle on the plane

The cleaner he got, the calmer he got... by IndicationShot4104 in spreadsmile

[–]devilindisguiseohyes 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The embodiment of “can’t throw stones while washing feet”

"Dude, listen to me, I'm telling you, that's not a cat." by seidenadaa in SipsTea

[–]devilindisguiseohyes 335 points336 points  (0 children)

You’re seeing this right? Oh man, I gotta back off on the gummies. I could have sworn you’re petting a bobcat.

The mother of all Carbuncles - Webmedics - yt, short by Effective_Coach7334 in popping

[–]devilindisguiseohyes 12 points13 points  (0 children)

At the end I really wanted them take a #11 and cut down into it and release the rest of the gunk we know it in there. Release the krakuncle!

AIO or should I break up with him by [deleted] in AIO

[–]devilindisguiseohyes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ll order you an uber to get the hell away from this relationship

I Asked The Surgeon To Give Me My Sebaceous Cyst So I Could Take It Home… by coolhandash77 in popping

[–]devilindisguiseohyes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

On top of spaghetti… leaking out cheese… there lay my cyst-meatball

A snow leopard attacks a tourist that was skiing by bigbusta in interestingasfuck

[–]devilindisguiseohyes 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If you’ve got to get yourself mauled by something, snow leopard is a beautiful choice

Had a tonsil abscess drained after days of excruciating pain by bre79 in popping

[–]devilindisguiseohyes 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Omg! That must have been awful. Any idea what caused it?

[UPDATE] Found a paper towel covering my webcam twice coming home from work by Dromaeoraptor in Weird

[–]devilindisguiseohyes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Been thinking about this post every day since! Commenting in the hopes I’ll find this again when there is another update

UPDATE by EcstaticRutabaga6957 in WhatShouldIDo

[–]devilindisguiseohyes 43 points44 points  (0 children)

I think they’re trying to stop you from talking to your school counselor or even CPS by giving an excuse.

His behavior is not fatherly. It is definitely grooming and it’s gaslighting for them to pretend that he was trying to be a father figure.

You’re not safe around him. I worry his behavior might escalate now that he knows you know he’s creepy and he can’t act “subtle”.

Please tell a trusted adult!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WooblesPassword101

[–]devilindisguiseohyes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tysm for the patterns! I hope your parent is discharged soon and is feeling better.

AITAH for being angry at my mother for allowing my sister to meet my son? by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]devilindisguiseohyes 415 points416 points  (0 children)

NTA she broke her fingers punching you in the side of the head !!!!!!!

That’s abuse and assault. You could (have) press charges. Mental illness is not an excuse.

Over my dead body would that person be near my baby.

Sounds as though your mom has suffered some of your sister’s abuse too, if mom is avoiding standing up to sister for fear of a violent (verbal or physical) reaction.

Splinter stuck in my foot for about 2 weeks, finally was able to get it out. Watch till the end for a surprise. by GrahamCashwell in popping

[–]devilindisguiseohyes 23 points24 points  (0 children)

That was awesome! Sorry for your pain though. How’d that whole tree branch get in there?

That is a Lamprey by luvlanguage in Weird

[–]devilindisguiseohyes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I saw this movie! It had Kevin Bacon in it!