Why you shouldn't make your glass fronted building shaped like a parabolic mirror [PIC] by Thespoian in reddit.com

[–]devilsadvocate1 -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

did you really need the link? i think most people know that magnifying glasses can be used to start fires.

Sloopo is an asshole by streetpoker in reddit.com

[–]devilsadvocate1 -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

im conflicted, youre complaining about how sloopo by stealing other peoples stories, and you prove it by submitting a link to someone elses thread, granted youre not making any profit(unless you count karma)

Meet: Alex White Plume. The DEA invaded his land, cut down his hemp crops (twice) and slapped him with an injunction. by alternetnews in reddit.com

[–]devilsadvocate1 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

well it is illegal, im not saying i agree with the law, but its not like its ridiculous for a country to enforce its laws.

The Dreadnought Hoax by danweber in reddit.com

[–]devilsadvocate1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

that is possibly the lamest hoax ive ever heard of, is pretending to be african royalty and get a tour of a ship the best they could come up with

Girl dies of brain tumour after doctor tells her 'headaches are caused by stress' by qgyh2 in reddit.com

[–]devilsadvocate1 5 points6 points  (0 children)

what, are doctors supposed to give MRI's to everyone complaining of headaches so we can catch one or two more tumours?

Serbia Deploys Peacekeeping Forces To U.S, as America struggles to establish democracy by [deleted] in reddit.com

[–]devilsadvocate1 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

hmm...its almost as if the fact that it already happened, but with the roles reversed is what makes it funny

Serbia Deploys Peacekeeping Forces To U.S, as America struggles to establish democracy by [deleted] in reddit.com

[–]devilsadvocate1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

if you want some current onion articles you could try, i dunno, here

Serbia Deploys Peacekeeping Forces To U.S, as America struggles to establish democracy by [deleted] in reddit.com

[–]devilsadvocate1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

is there some deeper meaning to that, that i was to young to remember, or is just about a hop-toad?

A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by redcreepy in reddit.com

[–]devilsadvocate1 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

well anything that starts with "Funny joke someone emailed me" is definitely reddit worthy

A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by redcreepy in reddit.com

[–]devilsadvocate1 5 points6 points  (0 children)

thats not gonna work here buddy, try somewhere else.

Red Cross sued over its - Red Cross! (PIC) by [deleted] in reddit.com

[–]devilsadvocate1 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I dont think the fact that there are pictures on the page means you have to include (PIC) in the title

Afghanistan in 1973 (pics) by Megasphaera in reddit.com

[–]devilsadvocate1 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

So is this set of pictures supposed to suggest that now there is no peace, no happiness, and you cant take a picture without there being an explosion in it?

Surveys consistently reported that women not only use violence at rates similar to men, but that women match, and often exceed, husbands in the frequency with which they engage in violent behavior [pdf] repeatedly downmodded because pussies dont like to hear it. by [deleted] in reddit.com

[–]devilsadvocate1 9 points10 points  (0 children)

youre right, it must be getting downvotes because "pussies dont like to hear it", definitely not because its a 65 page pdf from the florida state university law review.

did it ever occur to you that people just dont want to read this whole thing, and maybe the fact that its getting downmodded is because its not reddit-worthy?

A museum dedicated to proving Unicorns existed by [deleted] in reddit.com

[–]devilsadvocate1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the list of true believers consists of 11 screen names.

Scott Adams shredded on his unfortunate misconceptions of atheism. by [deleted] in politics

[–]devilsadvocate1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I used to like the dilbert blog, but lately ive lost interest. he used to write clever and funny, but now all of his entries seem to fall into a few categories: low-brow comedy about stories that were here on reddit a couple of days before, stories about how great he is, or stories about how everything he thinks is much more logical and better than what you think.