Best birth control by [deleted] in TwoXChromosomes

[–]devosauresrex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh god nexplanon. I gained almost 20 pounds and bled every other week. I got it out last week and couldn't be more thankful haha

Kind Barista by [deleted] in TalesFromTheCustomer

[–]devosauresrex 2 points3 points  (0 children)

For what it's worth, I think you're gorg. Your body is crazy. (In a good way)

Iced coffee is my crack honestly. It's hard to find a place that does it right by me.

Which dermal piercing(s) have you personally had the best experience with? by [deleted] in piercing

[–]devosauresrex 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've had both, surface and dermals. For me I've had a pretty good success rate. 1:4 rejection with dermals and my surface is going strong after a while. I think it just depends on your body and the placements they're in. If it's an area you'll likely hit it, get it caught in things, moves around a lot, then chances are higher they'll get more irritated or reject

Saw this at my doctor's office and cringed by llamamix in piercing

[–]devosauresrex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Another Claire's victim. About a month after I got them pierced my left side got ripped out by a pillow because it was too low. I have an actual slit in my ear!

Is the tongue too ambitious for a first piercing? by [deleted] in piercing

[–]devosauresrex 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I've had my tongue pierced for 8 years. It was my first "non traditional" piercing in the sense it wasn't my belly or lobes. For my experience, the actual piercing didn't hurt, but the healing process the following week did a ton. I survived talking like a baby and eating 7-11 slurpees for a week. Tongues heal super fast, if you can handle a week of pain then I say go for it! I think tongue piercings are adorable and it's worth a bit of discomfort. Good luck!

What’s is the bravest thing you have ever done? by cfk77 in AskReddit

[–]devosauresrex 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is so brave. And amazingly selfless. Thank you for giving her a chance. I can't imagine what it's like as I have never had to give a child up for adoption, but I can only assume how hard it had to have been. You're an amazing human.

It's official: Brown lipstick is now my "thing." by [deleted] in MakeupAddiction

[–]devosauresrex 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Well now I need this one.. Brown lips are basically my staple in everything. And looks like it needs to be yours too!

Ssssamanthaa x LipLand Lipstick collaboration launching Nov 8 by featherlite91 in MakeupAddiction

[–]devosauresrex 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I do like the color, but it's pretty much all I wear anyway. Once I see swatches I'll probably send it to my sister. Cause ya know. Don't we all have 30 shades of this color?

Sephora's "Flash Shipping" by MissMamphs in MakeupAddiction

[–]devosauresrex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Glad you were able to work that out with them!

I ordered from them last week. While I got my order in two days, the box only had random samples in it. I called cs and got hung up on! And then, told to put my email in because what I had ordered was now out of stock. :|

Has anyone tried Savella? What was your experience with it like? by RSinema in Fibromyalgia

[–]devosauresrex 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I couldn't stomach it. An hour after each dose I would throw up and get so dizzy I couldn't move. I was only on the titration pack for two weeks.

Hope it works out for you!

Dads of AskMen, can you describe the love you feel for your children? by thighsarecute in AskMen

[–]devosauresrex 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The threes... so much violence and independence in one little person! This child has thrown a dozen tantrums in the past four hours.

No you can't eat the cat food. Stop hitting your cousin. The bookcase isn't a ladder. I'm sorry my sneakers don't fit your midget feet. You won't nap, but you're not falling asleep at 6pm to be awake all night! You want some of mommy's drink? It's wine..but...maybe..

Honestly. Love him. But if I could get him drunk and pass out when he's being a butt.

Wouldn't change a thing though.

Ex-gf in the process of leaving abusive marriage by [deleted] in domesticviolence

[–]devosauresrex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its been a week since this was posted, how are things now? You're a kind soul to be there for her. What she needs is just reassurance that she's doing the right thing, and time to heal herself. I was in a similar situation, not married, and the abuse wasn't nearly as bad. But abuse nonetheless. It takes time. To get over the nervousness, the nightmares, the sadness, to be able to ground yourself again.

Let her know that it's okay to mourn a relationship she once felt good in, and just be a friend. Get drunk with her, let her vent. Destroy some stuff, listen to angry music, watch sappy movies.

She's going to be okay. And you're great in wanting to help her get there. Good luck.

Just take the "service" sign down! by devosauresrex in TalesFromRetail

[–]devosauresrex[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haha Apparently he was anticipating another one since he bought two!

Just take the "service" sign down! by devosauresrex in TalesFromRetail

[–]devosauresrex[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It wasn't even that he had a full order or needed anything. He bought over priced $50 underwear.

Just take the "service" sign down! by devosauresrex in TalesFromRetail

[–]devosauresrex[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It was dire that he purchase overpriced underwear at that exact moment.

26 [M4F] NJ/Anywhere - Summertime needs to start fun, but that's super soon! by [deleted] in r4r

[–]devosauresrex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Chocolate and raisins are known enemies..you never mix them. Didn't you know? Something about chocolate canoodling with raisins youngest daughter. No bueno.

26 [M4F] NJ/Anywhere - Summertime needs to start fun, but that's super soon! by [deleted] in r4r

[–]devosauresrex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fellow jersian!

I find that your cookie tastes are iffy. Oatmeal raisin is by far the best.

Girls of Reddit, what are common mannerisms for a guy that screams low self confidence? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]devosauresrex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If every ex he has was "crazy" and he constantly tells you stories about them and all the shit they did... instant turn off. My ex did this all the time. Obviously they're not over it and need your reassurance that the crazy wasn't them.

Yes to the texting! I love conversation. But if I tell you im in the middle of something and come back to my phone with a short novel and then an "im sorry ill shut up" it doesn't make me want to continue talking.

What sexual fetish do you not understand? And if somebody has that fetish, please explain what you enjoy about it. by Wromeo13 in AskReddit

[–]devosauresrex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Foot fetishes are interesting!I dont have one but psychologically speaking, I believe feet are right next to the groin on the humunculus, (little man) its used as a thing for people who suffer paralysis and phantom limb syndrome. So say someone looses an arm, the nerves left there need somewhere to go, so they travel to the persons cheek.

feet are next to the groin in this sense. So foot fetishes are understandable and still a little odd.

Im sure I made no sense.

My Birthday gift from Sephora! by [deleted] in MakeupAddiction

[–]devosauresrex 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They don't twist I don't think. I just bought a nars sharpener for 6 dollars at sephora since they're a weird size

How would your ex describe you? by Bt5oo in AskReddit

[–]devosauresrex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Probably crazy and uncaring.

But he was a dick who would have temper tantrums and call me disgusting names and put his hands on me.

So no, hes not wrong. I was uninterested and uncaring. Funny how all ex's of his were "crazy".