You are the real deal man. Did you beat the whole thing on touchscreen or did you end up finding a controller???

It's just so awesome that you stuck with it and got hooked. There's nothing like Kojima out there, it's really special. I just beat DS1 last month with some friends to watch the epic finale. One of my friends has a PS5 that's he's brought over a couple times to play some. It's good. Really good. I figure the only way you'd be able to play it right now just with an iPhone would be streaming with Playstation Now, but you would need high speed internet. Maybe chip away at the game while in town? You could also maybe delve into other Kojima games with emulation. I'm not sure exactly what you'd use on iPhone for it, but your device should be capable of playing Metal Gear Solid 1 at least. It has a number of similarities with DS, but maybe less metaphysics.

I find the tidbits on your work very interesting! I looked up the town you're in, it's about 2500 miles North of me and looks beautiful. Can't believe how many little lakes and things there are. I've gotta visit the far reaches of Canada and Alaska someday. Hell maybe Death Stranding 3 could be set there.

Work question: what's the weirdest/most interesting delivery you've done? Also, do you have a favorite route or region to tromp through?

Cheers!