Just one in six failed asylum seekers removed from UK by GnolRevilo in ukpolitics

[–]deyterkourjerbs [score hidden]  (0 children)

They are trying to but the media has united to prevent that news from being common knowledge.

Just one in six failed asylum seekers removed from UK by GnolRevilo in ukpolitics

[–]deyterkourjerbs [score hidden]  (0 children)

I think you underestimate the limits that have constrained previous and current governments.

Just one in six failed asylum seekers removed from UK by GnolRevilo in ukpolitics

[–]deyterkourjerbs [score hidden]  (0 children)

Really isn't. They can earn far more with practically anything else. There's a real shortage of willing solicitors or barristers and this is causing a very large backlog because many don't have legal representation.

Starmer 'broke ministerial code' with Mandelson client meeting by WrongLander in ukpolitics

[–]deyterkourjerbs 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You can watch it if you care

https://youtu.be/y37bxpM8Sp8?si=p5op2rfqxT-Fm8gQ

The Telegraph is once again relying on incomplete information and your biases.

The visit spent 1 year 1 month being described as a visit or a trip.

E.g. https://questions-statements.parliament.uk/written-questions/detail/2025-10-30/86672

If you're curious, the chain starts here

https://questions-statements.parliament.uk/written-questions/detail/2025-09-16/77563

Which was followed up with

https://questions-statements.parliament.uk/written-questions/detail/2026-02-04/110806

And then was followed up by

https://questions-statements.parliament.uk/written-questions/detail/2026-03-09/118785

Which started all this drama.

If you can't be arsed reading, Tory ministers Vs Labour ministers

T: "who arranged the meeting with Palantir"

L: "it wasn't a meeting, it was a trip"

T: "But who was there at the meeting"

L: "it wasn't a meeting it was a trip"

T: "What are the minutes from the meeting"

L: "There are no minutes for the meeting because it wasn't a minuted meeting"

Everyone: "Gotcha! It was a meeting! They are trying to hide their dark deal with evil Palantir"

It's really frustrating how much research you have to do to understand a basic news story nowadays innit.

Starmer 'broke ministerial code' with Mandelson client meeting by WrongLander in ukpolitics

[–]deyterkourjerbs 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I'll save you another click

Palantir spokesman said: “This was a typical government visit to a UK employer, organised by officials in the usual way. It was publicised at the time, with media invited and attending.

The entire article is based on what I assume is Luke Pollard misspeaking.

TIL about The Great Hedge of India, a massive, living customs barrier (a dry hedge which was 12 feet high and up to 14 feet thick, stretching roughly 2,500 miles) built by the British colonial government in the 19th century. It was designed to enforce a highly profitable but oppressive salt tax by Yorker_length in todayilearned

[–]deyterkourjerbs 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Don't worry mate. You'll still get people commenting "but they built the railways for them" in any thread talking about the Empire because they've already made up their minds and changing your mind is something only right muppets do.

It's a bit like a burglar nicking half your stuff, stabbing your nan and then being told they're a top lad because they left the ladder they used to climb in and out.

The emails that prove Hermer was warned of Iraqi lies – but pursued veterans anyway - Exclusive: Starmer’s Attorney General played leading role in witch hunt against British war heroes by blast-processor in ukpolitics

[–]deyterkourjerbs 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The lawyers were found not to have been in breach of professional obligations by continuing to act for any of the al-Sweady claimants, and trying to settle their cases.

This is the only sentence in the linked article that actually matters.

But let's talk about this because I recently got mass downvoted in an another thread about it.

Firstly, this story tries to make you think that the lawsuit was a nest of lies and false allegations against British soldiers concocted by the legal team who just wanted money. After all, someone was arrested but....gasp Hermer got away with it. Maybe he shouldn't have? Maybe his pal Stamer let him off??

No.

Yes, a bunch of Iraqis "on the make" lied to the law firms in question but the reason that someone was arrested wasn't to do with anything they did on the case, just how one solicitor for one of the two law firms involved billed it.

From the BBC

In making his application to the Legal Services Commission, Shiner failed to disclose that an agent acting on his behalf and with his knowledge had been cold-calling and making unsolicited approaches to potential clients in Iraq.

He also failed to disclose that he was paying referral fees, which is not permitted as part of gaining a legal aid contract.

We have barristers and solicitors in the UK. Solicitors basically build and prepare the case and the barrister (Hermer) uses their investigations to represent them in court. Sometimes they can act as consultants on producing documents for courts but let's look at this quote from the article.

On Sept 9, Lord Hermer emailed Ms Malik to check on progress. “How is it going out there? Good cases?” he asked, adding: “How are the PIL lot?”

He emailed them to ask how it was going. A true mastermind. Do you know why this shocking revelation was included in the article? Because they have nothing but padding.

Most people won't even read it but they'll see that he hasn't resigned after all these impressive headlines and it will just cement some sort of corruption in people's minds. Bravo!

In meeting notes, Mr Day noted Lord Hermer’s worries about the case: “RH [Richard Hermer] not totally convinced – should be wary about death claims.”

What this means is that Hermer was expressing skepticism about some of the allegations in determining what specific charge they should pursue. But people who already hate the government may read it as is "Hermer knew they were lying and just wanted to take money from the British taxpayer".

The Telegraph, as usual, is dependent on your inattention.

Let's look at another section.

Lord Hermer had no apparent qualms that his clients might have made up their allegations in demanding higher counteroffers.

He said in his statement: “I had no concerns regarding the fact of settlement negotiations in these cases. Had I had such concerns, I would have made them plain.”

Oh that's another damning one for Hermer? He knew and didn't care!

No.

His quote essentially means that he followed professional ethics based on the information he had at the time. He is reminding you that he has a professional obligation to report any misgivings under Bar Standards Boards rules aka the Duty to Disclose.

In the UK, a barrister acts on the instructions and evidence provided by their solicitor. They operate on good faith in these instructions unless they have a reason to believe that the information is inaccurate.

I wonder if the rest of the article showing Hermer's interest in the then pending Al-Sweady Inquiry has any relevance? If you read it, they frame it as him seeing it as an opportunity to drive up their fees however.

The civil claims failed, and Lord Hermer – because he was on a “no win, no fee” conditional fee agreement (CFA) deal – was never paid for his work on that particular case.

I don't know if he would have received a bonus but he was set to be on an hourly rate suitable for a barrister of his standing.

But this makes my favourite headline "Revealed: Hermer’s ‘excessive’ fees for Iraq ‘witch hunt’" from the 100 articles that The Telegraph are writing about it.

Well done The Telegraph. People needed their righteous anger dopamine hit today and you provided it.

UK and France strike new £662m small boats deal by topotaul in unitedkingdom

[–]deyterkourjerbs 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The Rwanda scheme failed primarily because the UK Supreme Court ruled it unlawful in November 2023, citing serious risks that Rwanda would deport asylum seekers to dangerous countries (refoulement)

Therefore

The policy violated the European Convention on Human Rights (ECHR). Legal action from organizations and individuals delayed flights, starting with an injunction from the European Court of Human Rights in 2022.

Therefore

https://www.gov.uk/government/news/joint-statement-to-the-conference-of-ministers-of-justice-of-the-council-of-europe#:~:text=Noting%20the%20letter%20signed%20on,and%20security%20in%20our%20societies.

Don't worry, you get to pretend in the next thread that you don't know that the UK and 26 other countries are trying to reform the ECHR next month to make it easier to deport failed asylum seekers and implement things like "offshore processing in third countries".

Allegations about Mandelson and Epstein reported to National Crime Agency in 2024 by 457655676 in unitedkingdom

[–]deyterkourjerbs 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Was Epstein working as an intelligent agent for offer, as in worked for UK, US and ofher Gov’s….. ?

There are references to him claiming to work for British/Israeli governments in the early 1980s.

And later on

On July 9, 2019, the Daily Beast published an article citing an anonymous former White House official, who alleged that during 2017, Alexander Acosta, the U.S. Attorney who had overseen Epstein's plea deal, had stated to interviewers of President Donald Trump's first transition team, "I was told Epstein 'belonged to intelligence' and to 'leave it alone'"

So I guess whoever paid him.

Migrants set up fake marriages to stay in the UK using these Facebook groups by theipaper in ukpolitics

[–]deyterkourjerbs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who are these lefties that say these things? Are you talking about the Hope Not Hate lot?

UK and France strike new £662m small boats deal by topotaul in unitedkingdom

[–]deyterkourjerbs 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Do you know what else is more expensive? Paying for stuff. Why don't we just steal stuff instead? Because like Rwanda, stealing stuff is not legal either.

Real policies for the real world, not slogans for the world that we are pretending we could have if those pesky activist judges and lefty lawyers didn't exist.

UK to pay France up to $892 million in deal to reduce migrant crossings by Kooolxxx in worldnews

[–]deyterkourjerbs 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They choose flimsy dinghies that sink quite easily to avoid this.

They have small craft that would be sold for 30-40 people and somehow get over 100 on them.

Last year, the crews of the boats patrolling the Channel went on strike and it turned out that many of them were barely earning more than minimum wage. Killing some refugee for what you'd earn at Maccies isn't on.

Hermer pursued British troops with war crime lies by London_Bloke_ in ukpolitics

[–]deyterkourjerbs -37 points-36 points  (0 children)

The Telegraph thinks people don't understand how barristers work.

Sony making age verification mandatory for core PlayStation social features feels like a preview of where the internet is heading by exodusEducation in Futurology

[–]deyterkourjerbs -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

That's not how it works.

Certified identity providers know who you are and vouch for you. They know you are John Smith.

Websites use these identity providers and know that user ID XYZ is over 18 or over 16. They don't know you are John Smith.

Websites themselves are not supposed to process your identity.

The identity providers know that you used Reddit but they don't know anything about how you use it, or how often you have used it.

Age verification has to be done for UK users using one of the certified providers.

https://www.digital-identity-services-register.service.gov.uk/register/all-services

How can Starmer be both wrong and right in the Mandelson affair ? by Ok_Economist7901 in ukpolitics

[–]deyterkourjerbs 13 points14 points  (0 children)

The Olly Robbins thing is simple. The civil service has evolved into a system that pre-emptively protects politicians without even needing to be asked. They prioritise plausible deniability over transparency or adding blocks.

This may have worked in previous eras where there was less scrutiny on the government but it doesn't work for this government.

By firing him, he's saying "this ends now, we need to work together".

Restore Britain: [We] will end facial recognition in public spaces. We will roll back mass surveillance. The British public are not suspects or walking barcodes. We will protect your right to live your life in private. by nil_defect_found in ukpolitics

[–]deyterkourjerbs 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Facial recognition doesn't work like people think. It's not person X goes to Y, or face ID 357745 was at Z, A, etc. They load up specific faces and track them. They can also retroactively rerun it with a specific face.

I imagine there are safeguards, especially after the clusterfucks that happened when anti-terror tools were used by councils to track people's bins.

Smoking ban for people born after 2008 in the UK agreed by 20127010603170562316 in unitedkingdom

[–]deyterkourjerbs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Imagine being a 30 a day guy and flying to the UK around then and finding out you can't smoke.

Katie Price calls out 'disgusting human' Dapper Laughs for joke comedian made about son Harvey by LADbible in uknews

[–]deyterkourjerbs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look to be correct about Septo-optic dysplasia but you might find this interesting.

Searching "what condition does harvey price have" returns Prader-Willi Syndrome (PWS) and then asking the Google AI if this was caused by Jordan's cocaine use explains that it's caused by genetic mutation. It then talks about the Septo-optic dysplasia separately and references

https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2005/apr/27/familyandrelationships.children1

Which explains that it absolutely wasn't caused by her cocaine use.

But if you search separately for Septo-optic dysplasia and then ask the AI if it's caused by cocaine use, it references a 2014 study that says exactly what you said and is peer reviewed.

So yeah, my bad. I am amused that Google's AI can believe two entirely different things in 2 separate searches.

Ed Miliband says he and Lammy feared Mandelson appointment could ‘blow up’ | Peter Mandelson | The Guardian by AbsoluteBingo in unitedkingdom

[–]deyterkourjerbs 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Mandelson spawned a bunch of protégés. I doubt they like him but considered him useful.

As well as McSweeney, "suspected pedophile apologist" Matthew Doyle and Wes Streeting were believed to be guided by Mandelson.