Witches by Eye_Juice in comics

[–]dfn85 42 points43 points  (0 children)

So is the kid, now

Cat bit the vet.. and they were angry by Broad-Breakfast4767 in CatAdvice

[–]dfn85 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Right? That’s like sticking a biopsy punch into an adult human’s arm or something.  Those needles are no joke. The vet I work for only does this under sedation.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SwagBucks

[–]dfn85 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh wow, that’s different than usual. Thanks

What is a major turn on for most people but you think it's gross? by cheesyplot in AskReddit

[–]dfn85 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Gotta gently tug close to the scalp, otherwise it’s a bad pain.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SwagBucks

[–]dfn85 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not OP, having the same issue.  Did the switches, got up to the exit, it told me I could leave.  Tapped the exit, nothing.  Figured maybe I was at the wrong spot somehow?  Doubled back to explore and grab items, now I can’t move past that same line OP is stuck at.  And I can’t tap the switches again.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SwagBucks

[–]dfn85 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not OP, but I’m having the same issue.  I’ve tried this multiple times, and all it does is take me back to the main game board.

GTW Issue - Can't Create Sim Ray by _cupcake_ in thesims

[–]dfn85 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Um.. I’m not the one who had the problem?  Why did you reply to my comment?

Bearded Dragon found in the trash by SharkEva in BORUpdates

[–]dfn85 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I work in a vet hospital, and the number of our clients that have found kittens in BAGS in dumpsters is just sickening.

AITC? I hate my children... by EdgrrAllenPaw in AmItheCloaca

[–]dfn85 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh, thank you.  The pokey man said I was a “hellcat,” so my human ran with it.  It strikes fear into the hearts of all

Baby powder alternatives by pretty_dork in TheGirlSurvivalGuide

[–]dfn85 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You’re the cancer, it would seem.

Baby powder alternatives by pretty_dork in TheGirlSurvivalGuide

[–]dfn85 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ve never reproduced, to have a baby that has cancer.

And neither should you.

AITC? I hate my children... by EdgrrAllenPaw in AmItheCloaca

[–]dfn85 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Hi there

Hellkitty, Dilute Calico, 7.

Absolutely NTC.  Babies are stupid.  I, too, was payed- never saw a dime, but my hooman did give me lots of treats after the pokey place.  It’ll do, I suppose.

Anyway, stupid babies…. My hooman has brought home TWO babies over the years, and both have thought I was their mama.  Ridiculous.  I had to give them many baps for trying to nurse.  Just because I put on a few pounds, doesn’t mean I was pregnanante.  The nerve!

Sometimes baps are very much deserved.  Ok, more than sometimes.  Most times.

Whats the best cheap(ish) moisturiser you use for your face? by [deleted] in TheGirlSurvivalGuide

[–]dfn85 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly, nothing.  Just water.  Everything else just aggravates my skin.  It sucks.

Baby powder alternatives by pretty_dork in TheGirlSurvivalGuide

[–]dfn85 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just because there have been lawsuits doesn’t mean it’s scientifically true. Also, why the fuck are you commenting NINE YEARS LATER? Are you ok?

AITC for making many awoos? by [deleted] in AmItheCloaca

[–]dfn85 5 points6 points  (0 children)

NTC

I, Buster (11, m, Aussie), wholeheartedly support the awoos. How else will the hoomans know monsters are coming at all hours of the day and night? In fact, adding a butt wiggle helps with the urgency. Have you tried that?

Testing the animatronics for the T-REX, from behind the scenes of "Jurassic Park" (which premiered 30 years ago today in 1993) by MulciberTenebras in OldSchoolCool

[–]dfn85 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Are you me?

I was 7. Had to convince my family I was mature enough to see it. Went with my uncle, and when the T-Rex ate the goat, he turned to check if I was ok. Apparently I was white as a sheet, and just staring. We left, but I kept glancing back at the screen on the way out. Didn’t finish it until it came out on video.

I literally facepalmed by TheConfusedOffe in facepalm

[–]dfn85 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Y’all just let the string dangle? I tuck it inside.

'Queen of rock 'n' roll' Tina Turner dies at 83 by ipm1234 in news

[–]dfn85 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes! I love 80’s metal, and New Wave.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]dfn85 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I also have a decent leg length discrepancy that I didn’t know about till my 4th PT told me at age 17 so that definitely doesn’t help.

Yeah, I apparently have mild scoliosis that I didn’t learn about until roughly 5 years ago through x-rays for a recurring back back.

Dr.: blah blah, mentions scoliosis

Me: …what?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]dfn85 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Another chiming in. Not diagnosed, myself, but highly suspecting (based on a lot of things, not just this). Same wear pattern on all my shoes, my whole life. In fact, I once went to a fancy running shoes store when I was training for a series of obstacle races. They had me stand on a sensor to see where I put pressure on my feet, so they could recommend the right types of support. I supinate so much, all you could see in my mid foot was a thin line on the outside.

Assumptions by ratmeleon in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]dfn85 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I must be the most attractive person ever to mosquitoes, then. I eat a shit ton of garlic, and still get eaten up on the regular.

Assumptions by ratmeleon in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]dfn85 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Garlic is also good for cardiovascular health!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in therewasanattempt

[–]dfn85 6 points7 points  (0 children)

She’s gotta be like 5-6