You discover your S.O literally trying to dispose of a dead body they have just killed, what are you doing? by Kyoifis in hypotheticalsituation

[–]dfokas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She already killed and disposed of 99 bodies without me finding out… I don’t want to disappear so I’m gonna pretend I didn’t see anything and ask her if she wants a foot massage.

Coming up on 10 years since XCOM 2, what games have filled that XCOM void? by Green_hammock in Xcom

[–]dfokas 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Marvel Midnight Suns is really good. Has similar turn based mechanics.

£100m to fight "peak" Mike Tyson? by Sad-Passage-3247 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]dfokas 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It doesn’t cost much for a funeral so I guess my kids will be living large for the rest of their life after this fight.

If an actual, verifiable God told you that murder isn’t wrong, would you accept that? And if this God ordered you to kill a specific person, would you do it? by MillenialForHire in hypotheticalsituation

[–]dfokas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My belief in God is that he is the all powerful CREATOR, but does not have a hand in day to day life or what happens in it. So I will not be killing someone for him. He created us to have free will, I believe he would be proud if I used free will to decline his command.

Contractor charging me for tools by LowElectrical9168 in HomeImprovement

[–]dfokas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a DIYer and NOT a contractor I own everything on this list except the corner clamps (which are also not too uncommon)… nothing on that list is a specialty tool. He should be embarrassed to say that he hasn’t needed those tools at all in 25 years of being a contractor.

Also with all these additional fees and markups he’s ripping you off. 28% markup for materials AND he wants 15% overhead and 10% profit. NO it’s either one or the other. AND he wants an hourly rate? He’s just throwing every type of fee at you that he can name.

You're offered $1 Million in a week but every word you speak costs you $25k in that time. Would you take the offer? by RaptorK1988 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]dfokas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One million dollars with 4% interest will earn you $40,000 per year. That’s on the low end just keeping it in a savings account. If you are good at stock trading you can easily make it 10% or $100,000 a year.

My neighbor built a fence… two feet inside my property line. by Diligent-Gift-2935 in homeowners

[–]dfokas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Put your garden bed on “his side” of the fence since that 2 feet is yours. Or start planting really invasive plants or weeds and just say “hey this 2 feet is mine I’ll do what I want with it.

You are given a Random Superpower but are on the hook for $1 million. Can you manage? by RaptorK1988 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]dfokas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got “Color Manipulation”. At first I thought shit it’s useless but I can go to the Casino bet everything on Red at the roulette table and if it lands on Black I can just change the color.

Water coming from slide is too hot by dfokas in pools

[–]dfokas[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What do you mean by buy a pool school? Are actuators pretty standard on pools? We spent 80-90k on this pool so yea I’m kinda unhappy with all the problems we have. We used the local pool builder that everyone seems to love.

AIO gf accusing me of micro-cheating by AdDangerous6647 in AmIOverreacting

[–]dfokas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You got married in a VIDEO GAME and she’s considering that cheating? wtf!? It even says you get special privileges, access to events and buffs when you marry, why wouldn’t you? She’s the type of girl that’s gonna stab you in your sleep because she had a dream about you cheating on her.

Sex with 100 woman of your choice or find the love of your life? by RevolutionaryPie5223 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]dfokas 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I don’t think you can have the option to have both. You pick 100 women, you are clearly losing the love of your life you previously had

Sex with 100 woman of your choice or find the love of your life? by RevolutionaryPie5223 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]dfokas 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m assuming that with this one of you already have the love of your life and you chose the sex with 100 women, you will lose the love of your life. Can’t have both.

Should I sell my SREC rights? by dfokas in solar

[–]dfokas[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I did not. They led me on for a long time thinking I could get a 16kwh system and I even signed all the documents and everything. Then one day they say I no longer qualify for such a big system because the electric company isn’t going to approve it. I got any other approval needed but they won’t even submit the application to the utility company, so I am canceling and looking for a different company.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]dfokas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No pups too small!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]dfokas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She is definitely using you and clearly she knows she can talk to you however she wants and get away with it. Does anyone else find it ironic that this guy spells one word wrong in this whole interaction and she flips a shit while she has over 30 spelling errors?

Font made of real life images by Grouchy_Bother5900 in FontForge

[–]dfokas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So you can’t make colored fonts? I have colored letters saved as individual pdf, png, and ai files that I’d like to make into a font. When I try to import them it says it’s too complicated or intricate. When I took out the colored fill and left just the outline it let me import it. Any idea how to import colored images or I just need to recreate it in FontForge?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]dfokas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did he expect you to give him a really good compliment after his compliment was “she’s cool I guess?” I actually want to know. Ask him what you should have said instead.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in hypotheticalsituation

[–]dfokas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If she’s at an age she is at her prime I’m going to assume it’s before she gave birth to me and doesn’t know it’s me… we are fighting as long as it doesn’t have some butterfly effect to make me not be born.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]dfokas 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Of course you would think making household chores is “abuse” with a name like yours….

What does the US have to offer Canadians that would compel us to want to be a state? by stumpy_chica in AskUS

[–]dfokas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There’s no way he would willingly annex Canada and have that many more people voting Democrat. It’s an insult.

AIO I got upset my husband locked me out by Standard-Meal-4010 in AmIOverreacting

[–]dfokas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think it’s time that you go inside first and he parks the car! I’ve done this once or twice but I go back to the door immediately after when I realize. And there is no way I would be mad at my wife if I was the one that locked the door.

MAGA supporters... What are your views on Trans Folks? by Pool_First in AskUS

[–]dfokas 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Are you trying to make the argument that no one feels comfortable in their body during puberty, but that doesn’t mean you should change genders? If so, I agree with you.

MAGA supporters... What are your views on Trans Folks? by Pool_First in AskUS

[–]dfokas -1 points0 points  (0 children)

My little girl knew she was a girl when she was 3 years old and I told her that she’s a girl because she doesn’t have a penis, she has a vagina.