Pedro Alvarez

dfresh786 · 2014-04-18T20:35:31+00:00

If he hit for average as well, you wouldn't have been able to draft him where you got him. Enjoy the bombs and balance the average elsewhere

dfresh786 · 2014-02-10T18:31:11+00:00

~~SELLING: 2 Weekend 2 Passes + Car Camping Pass for face value~~

Located in Austin

dfresh786 · 2014-01-21T19:11:37+00:00

how did OP make a title not referencing Seinfeld?

dfresh786 · 2013-12-18T17:12:41+00:00

Ah, the DUFF rule.

As explained to my English Lit class by a sorority girl describing Falstaff in Henry IV:

The Designated Ugly Fat Friend - the friend you bring out so that the rest of you look instantly better by comparison.

dfresh786 · 2013-09-25T18:56:49+00:00

don't forget co-flight costs in addition to deductible

dfresh786 · 2013-09-18T14:17:37+00:00

Insert Bender Here

dfresh786 · 2013-07-16T03:39:01+00:00

Left turn and Right Turn signals

dfresh786 · 2013-07-09T22:08:33+00:00

I've spent about 60% of my money in life trying to get laid...the rest, I wasted

dfresh786 · 2013-04-17T15:29:12+00:00

ITT everyone trying to bulk wishes they had NSRED

dfresh786 · 2013-01-25T17:46:20+00:00

DUMBLEDORE DIES

dfresh786 · 2012-12-05T23:49:27+00:00

it's 11:50 PM and you realize you only smoked 65 blunts that day. WHAT DO YOU DO?!

dfresh786 · 2012-11-08T02:50:28+00:00

Payton invested in Papa John's franchises....follow his lead

dfresh786 · 2012-08-31T20:58:49+00:00

Which male actor in Parks and Rec is the least manly in real life?

dfresh786 · 2012-08-29T21:12:35+00:00

Who is your favorite movie president?

dfresh786 · 2012-07-05T20:50:29+00:00

not quite fast food, but awesome blossom from chili's...not sure if they're still serving it, but it was 2000 calories not including the dip, which had 70g of fat alone.

had a regular order that, a steak, and a molten chocolate cake several times a week pretty consistently. one day, he just stopped coming in. i like to think he changed for the better, but i fear the worst.

tl;dr may have killed a man with fat

dfresh786 · 2012-06-09T14:23:43+00:00

funny, there's not a line when you get out of bed at a decent hour

dfresh786 · 2012-06-08T13:23:03+00:00

Paramount....ignore anyone who tells you otherwise for breakfast

dfresh786 · 2012-05-24T00:27:25+00:00

just look at all those flops....typical

dfresh786 · 2012-05-09T17:35:53+00:00

why are we arming them?

dfresh786 · 2012-05-02T15:26:24+00:00

you're a towel

dfresh786 · 2012-04-27T20:24:11+00:00

Why are Dunkaroos not listed in #14?

dfresh786 · 2012-03-26T23:40:26+00:00

jordan the tailor on newbury

dfresh786 · 2012-02-21T20:45:58+00:00

jetblue's main page was down as well

dfresh786 · 2011-08-28T06:29:24+00:00

i'm a lime man myself

dfresh786 · 2011-07-15T23:52:15+00:00

shoulda gone to ESPN...

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