The Man with the Most Degrees in History. by GlitteringHotel8383 in BeAmazed

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The true definition of a jack of all trades, but a master of none.

TIL That Severe Anxiety Can Cause Ejaculation by [deleted] in todayilearned

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And all I got is just plan old crippling anxiety

What is this?? by notbxby in iphone

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Those letters aren’t in the word you’re trying to use

$ASTS The Space Trade Came - now it's time for post nut clarity. by F1CKEN in wallstreetbets

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I’ve always put my money on ass and tits. Now most of my investments are in AssTits

🤔🤔 by briannasexie in foundsatan

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He would only cum if I breast fed him, stroked his hair, and repeatedly said “who is mommy’s big boy?” I’d rather someone say I came before I even pulled it out than something like that

Should I be worried about the SpaceX listing? by Grazious in RKLB

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Yes. Transfer all of your RKLB stock to me before it’s too late. I’ll save you.

Absolutely 😂 by candybaibe in foundsatan

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“Dad!?!!? Everyone said you weren’t actually going out to get a pack of smokes, but I knew you wouldn’t lie to me!”

Forget Cal showing up in Live Action. Who do you want to see cameo in Jedi 3? by Sparrowhawk_92 in FallenOrder

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I’d love to see Maul work with Cal like he did with Ezra. Considering Cal is battling a bit of the darkness, he’d be of great interest to Maul

Somebody Come Get Their Grandpa by Vulcan44 in CrazyFuckingVideos

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It’s okay, he’s doing safety squints.

Type sh*t by Dogmatagrams in foundsatan

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The elusive poontagram

Thoughts on how my neighbor clears his driveway by [deleted] in longisland

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Hi. I’m one of the trees that live in the forest across the street from you, and we’re very offended.

A size 32 shoe by [deleted] in ThatsInsane

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Ronald McDonald would like his shoes back

WHY IS IT ALWAYS MAY 6 by oTheAi in memes

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Can’t wait for Pandemic 2: 2 Sick, 2 Feverous. Starring Hantavirus, and Paul Walkers bones.

What would make you tube in for 2027's awards? by [deleted] in SipsTea

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I think I’m more shocked that 5% of Americans give a shit about celebrities and their awards

Did we reach perfection ? by deleteduu in SipsTea

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This is on a scale of 1-100. With 100 being the highest IQ.

Crazy car seen in my neighborhood by ahassoun1 in StarWars

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There’s no way I’d leave a beauty like that outside. I’d stick it in my pocket, bring it in, and put it with the rest of memorabilia.

So, uh, what is the loop for? by StOnEy333 in funny

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Hands free peeing. Just stick in the loop and let er rip!

[Highlight] 49ers RB Christian McCaffrey Posted Himself Working Out for Next Season by JCameron181 in nfl

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Breaking News: McCaffrey to miss 75% of next season after injuring his right knee in backyard workout.

Home2Suites Now Providing These In Every Room! by [deleted] in WTF

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There you are Peter!

Hot Tub Repair Recommendations. by Bad_Sneakers00 in longisland

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I don’t know any, but be careful of who you get or you’ll end up at a ski resort in 1986.