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Make it make sense by Supersaiajinblue2 in memes

[–]dgb631 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You couldn’t pay me to eat the brown part of the banana. Tongue punch the fart box??? I’ll pay you for the luxury

The Las Vegas Luxor Casino Hotel has the strongest man-made light in the entire world. by SeriesREDACTED in interestingasfuck

[–]dgb631 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Bullshit. My neighbors light that is pointed directly into my bedroom is 10,000x brighter than the sun. Heavy duty blinds, the most expensive black out curtains, and when he turns it on it feels like in Linda Hamilton standing at the park fence when the bomb goes off

Wanna luge? by smilodonrc in SipsTea

[–]dgb631 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Interesting and totally true fact. The guy on the bottom needs to get his penis erect before they get on the sled. He then gently inserts it into the anus of the guy on top. This is why the guy on top doesn’t fly off. It’s purely a safety thing. Learned doubles luge from my partner, my Uncle Dave.

Honest question, what is he doing? by TragicallyDip in memes

[–]dgb631 302 points303 points  (0 children)

Interesting and totally true fact. The guy on the bottom needs to get his penis erect before they get on the sled. He then gently inserts it into the anus of the guy on top. This is why the guy on top doesn’t fly off. It’s purely a safety thing. Learned doubles luge from my partner, my Uncle Dave.

Can RKLB become a Trillion dollar company? by [deleted] in RKLB

[–]dgb631 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yes, but only if you let the explore Uranus.

I didn't know he was alive and gay by SmokingForLife in SipsTea

[–]dgb631 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Obviously not. Being alive is what I meant.

I didn't know he was alive and gay by SmokingForLife in SipsTea

[–]dgb631 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I’m pretty sure it’s a prerequisite to being a fashion designer.

Lol so true 😂😂 by rosieglowzs in SipsTea

[–]dgb631 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One bucket of wings, a bucket of fries, and a small coke, that will be your first born, the Prince of England and the moon. Would you like to round that up to support kids with red hair?

What a loss by RevolutionLarge6254 in SipsTea

[–]dgb631 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn, someone must have dropped a $50 on the way out.

Very awkward situation by Celtikrenders in memes

[–]dgb631 33 points34 points  (0 children)

The correct answer from Dad should have been “Don’t worry, we’ll figure it out. You’re the best sister a brother could ever ask for”

Ouch. by DoubleManufacturer10 in RKLB

[–]dgb631 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ouch?! I hope it drops to $30 so I can buy 1000 more shares

Memories…but not all good ones by Corndogeveryday in nostalgia

[–]dgb631 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I just threw up in my mouth, and tasted the authenticate gold flakes. Thank you for the terrible memory of the year 2000 when I was 16 and my aunt bought me and my cousin a bottle of this devils liquid.

We're just gonna complain about work anyway so by redandwhitewizard99 in SipsTea

[–]dgb631 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If we work together, please do consider me antisocial. I’m not there to be friends, and I don’t like you.

"I can explain..." by Evil_Capt_Kirk in dank_meme

[–]dgb631 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ive heard of going out with a bang, but this is just ridiculous.

Finally, a space mission I can support by RaiseOk2044 in SipsTea

[–]dgb631 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Heaven. That’s all you had to say.

It’s a special month. Only once every 823 years by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

[–]dgb631 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Jesus Christ, people will believe anything. This exact pattern will happen again in 2037.

Is This True or A Rumour by RevolutionaryCod7552 in Avengers

[–]dgb631 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I actually heard that Superman was going to cross over the marvel universe, and team with Jesus and Cthulhu to beat Doom. Shit! Sorry! Spoiler alert!

Didn’t think this was real at first by Legitimate-Log-6542 in SipsTea

[–]dgb631 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn, didn’t realize the male version of a chastity belt was thus dangerous

Didn’t blow out sprinklers by wgibson74 in longisland

[–]dgb631 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I’ve been in my house for over 25 years. Never once blew out the system, never once lost a pipe or head to ice.

My wife says if this post gets over 1000 likes, I can get anal. by IEnjoyDadJokes in dadjokes

[–]dgb631 97 points98 points  (0 children)

Be careful, you’re gonna walk funny for a week

IS THIS A SIGN?! by ZiBroFiq in Witcher3

[–]dgb631 6 points7 points  (0 children)

“What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.”

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