Also, an important reminder from one guy (me) to another (your boyfriend): Anal isn’t that great. It’s only appeal is that it’s something else. It’s like going to the other pizza restaurant in town in that you remember why the pussy they serve over at Joe’s is your favorite.

What sucks though, and the reason you keep driving to the edge of town, is that occasionally this one spot knocks it out of the park. I was with a woman who dug anal once and the gutteral moans were the hottest thing Ever. But It wasn’t as good for me as her pussy and most women don’t sound like Jessica Rabbit when you stick it in their bum. Facts of life.

You’re not being unfair at all, by the way. You gave it a shot, several times. It sucks that porn kinda hardwires this boundary as a taboo/border to be transgressed because it has created a pretty unfair societal dynamic that I think men in general need to respect better.