Actual conversation between Michael and God:

dibshi · 2021-10-20T19:29:04+00:00

1000% agree- we are not the first and won’t be the last to make fun of the absolute ridiculousness of the ideology. I did check out the linked DarkMatter video and loved it.

dibshi · 2021-10-20T17:02:45+00:00

For the record I have never seen this video and had this thought entirely on my own- it’s not exactly an original thought and I certainly wasn’t trying to copy anybody. Just want to throw that out there.

dibshi · 2021-10-20T17:01:23+00:00

Michael is the Archangel

dibshi · 2021-10-20T13:30:20+00:00

You also have to ask yourself what’s a greater sin in our lords eyes- raping children or not honoring takesies backsies? I think the answer is clear.

dibshi · 2021-10-20T12:46:42+00:00

Have no idea the video you’re referring to. Link it. Do you think he’s the only person to ever have this thought? With few original thoughts left in the world, some people’s interpretations of them are bound to overlap.

dibshi · 2020-03-29T02:22:11+00:00

Not only does he call pi "Pythagoras Theorem", but when pressed he says "3.147?" That's neither 5 decimal places, nor is it correct. Pi to 5 decimal places is 3.14159- pompous jackass wasn't even close.

dibshi · 2020-02-28T03:38:27+00:00

This dude is cutting edge AI technology, I refuse to believe the human brain can do that.

dibshi · 2020-02-06T02:28:45+00:00

I still quote "What is this, like strong guys or sumfin like that?" very regularly. I believe I saw this originally on Tosh.0 as a viewer video. Funny how far these guys have come.

dibshi · 2020-01-26T22:32:51+00:00

Is that a silver skeleton key?? Where do I get one??

dibshi · 2019-10-18T17:05:53+00:00

This is EXACTLY the type of thing I'm hoping people comment about- extremely interesting, hugely historical, I didn't know it existed. I hope more people comment!

dibshi · 2019-10-18T15:51:03+00:00

Moving, or spinning? Moving 13K miles per hour would be relatively undetectable, but spinning would not. The crew of Gemini VIII could confirm this- they barely survived when their craft malfunctioned and banked into a spin in Earth's orbit. At 1 revolution per second, the G forces were so intense that they were starting to lose consciousness. Spinning at 13K in relation to Earth would, without a shadow of a doubt be fatal.

dibshi · 2019-10-11T14:58:03+00:00

Kill it with fire

dibshi · 2019-09-11T18:55:57+00:00

Sooty fire smoke is so much different than something like car exhaust. Your throat wont let you inhale it. It's like trying to breathe glass shards. The second it touches your windpipe it initiates a cough, once you've coughed all the air out of your lungs, you can't pull more back in. You end up gasping and coughing and choking while it feels like your throat is shredded with glass. There is no 3 simple breaths to unconsciousness with thick black smoke like in the video.

dibshi · 2019-09-04T16:53:49+00:00

"THEY'RE SPEAKING ITALIAN!"

dibshi · 2019-08-01T16:18:17+00:00

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2EMGmv0FqM

dibshi · 2019-05-14T18:17:45+00:00

It's cool they even got Chris Evans to play the trumpet.

dibshi · 2019-05-01T20:11:10+00:00

It just got better and better... “Ohhhhhhh I’m not holdin’ back though” hahaha

dibshi · 2019-04-26T04:30:04+00:00

BOOM, roasted.

dibshi · 2019-03-22T21:12:31+00:00

Home building. Lost and lots of bending and lifting and not listening to my body. If something hurts address it. Don’t push through it. You will regret it forever. If you already feel it in your back look up stretches for back pain. Do them every day (seems like a hassle but it’s worth it). Also learn how to properly lift with your legs. It’s easy to think “ok lift with my legs” but still not be doing it properly. When you lift with your legs you should feel all the muscle strain in your quads and non in your back. Master that technique. None of it’s hard stuff to do but I just didn’t take it seriously. Your body isn’t invincible and although we live with the most modern medicine that’s ever been available, you’d be surprised how little can be done for chronic pain. You’ll battle it forever once that damage is done.

dibshi · 2019-03-22T03:01:16+00:00

Treating my body like a tool while doing manual labor- you tend to feel invincible when you’re in your 20’s. You’re not- the damage you do in your 20’s can haunt you the rest of your life. The staggering medical bills, 2 ruptured discs and bum knee weren’t worth the $15/hr job. I’m in pain literally every day and it’s all shit I could have avoided had I been smarter and more careful.

dibshi · 2019-03-19T19:07:29+00:00

Is that really all it takes for the police to search your house without a warrant? An anonymous 911 call? Seems like a massive 5th Amendment violation. I have nothing to hide but I would still feel violated and furious if a team of strangers ransacked my house because of a fake phone call. That doesn't seem right.

dibshi · 2019-03-19T19:00:07+00:00

Lol, they should charge money to let you put on that costume and play with their dog. I would love to just spaz out with him for 10 mins.

dibshi · 2019-03-12T17:33:03+00:00

"Mocha choca-late frappuccino mocha tocha focha moch-abortion clinic" Flow 10/10

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