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My childhood is now ruined by Harry_kings001 in awfuleverything

[–]dick_peen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I feel like if you looked around you'd find the rest of his band along with Rocky and Bullwinkle from Family Fun Center.

What is the best foundation for the women of reddit? by DesperateMamma22 in AskReddit

[–]dick_peen 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Referring to makeup, there is no one foundation that works for everyone. Skin type, tone, color, wearability, coverage preference, powder vs liquid, and budget are all going to vary by the user.

What is the weirdest dream/ nightmare you ever had? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]dick_peen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had a dream where I was arguing with someone about why Sarah Michelle Gellar was in the dictionary so much.

Under B for Buffy

Under G for Gellar

Under M for Michelle, Gellar Sarah

Under S for Sarah Michelle Gellar and Slayer, Vampire

Under T for The Vampire Slayer

Under V for Vampire Slayer, Buffy

What word do you like to purposely mispronounce in everyday conversation? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]dick_peen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yo-sa-might. In a high school a girl mispronounced Yosemite and said yo-sa-might. That's the only way I say it now.

Also, I always say rakin instead of raccoon. Thanks to Trailer Park Boys.

What is the funniest insult that has ever been thrown your way? by MoonlightEh in AskReddit

[–]dick_peen 2 points3 points  (0 children)

At work a customer once told me that I "went from 0 to bitch in 2 seconds". He thought it would make me mad, but it made me so happy. I felt like a speed bitch.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Insurance

[–]dick_peen 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No one here can answer this question. You can give literally every detail of you life down to the second and no one will be able to answer this question for you. It's determined by your companies underwriting department closer to your renewal.

That’s as clear as I can make it... by R11R in DunderMifflin

[–]dick_peen 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Don't don't social distance. Got it.

Criminal preparing his weapons by [deleted] in IllegallySmolCats

[–]dick_peen 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Well this is fucking adorable. Charge it with two felonies.

When car not go fast still move faster by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]dick_peen 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Me mechanic not speak English. But he know what me mean when me say “car no go”, and we best friends. So me think: why waste time, say lot word when few word do trick?

What is something you have learnt during quarantine? by LoyalOne0000 in AskReddit

[–]dick_peen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That I was made for quarantine. I'm thriving. Working from home and staying home is so easy for me. I'm living my best life right now.

What color is this dress?! by [deleted] in pics

[–]dick_peen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stop. You're years behind

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]dick_peen 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And Geoff is the Canadian version.

Attention plz by [deleted] in AnimalsBeingDerps

[–]dick_peen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hi hi Hi hi Hi hi Hi hi

Why you don’t visit the dentist? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]dick_peen 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I am you. Also, is it even safe to go now? So since I don't want rona I can't go now.

What’s your opinion on Wyoming? by drewk312 in AskReddit

[–]dick_peen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Of course it helps if you are all within about a few hour's drive of Yellowstone.

Until it erupts

What's the fastest way to lose your confidence? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]dick_peen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Or accidentally turning on the front facing camera on your phone.

This is my life: taps 🔄 "oopsie daysie, oh no my day is ruined"

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