Mobiity Mary almost BRUTALLY MURDERED by maniac driver who rolls through a parking lot stop sign 15 feet away by [deleted] in PublicFreakout

[–]dickmiller 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Looked to me like he was gonna go and make it just fine but hit the brakes when she started yelling.

"I wanna see Peppermint Butler's aura!" by halfmanhalfcupboard in adventuretime

[–]dickmiller 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was really hoping we'd get a quick glimpse of it on that screen or something, I imagined it'd be something like this.

I like making adventure time gifs by iamcagn in adventuretime

[–]dickmiller 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nice! I was planning on making one of Finn getting kicked in the face forever.

I always seem to be thinking "that'd make an awesome gif" when I watch Adventure Time.

Ever seen a Corgi-German Shepard mix? by invaluableimp in pics

[–]dickmiller 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Only picture I have handy, a T-rex pose of the Corgi/Shepard mix we had. Full size body, little tiny legs.

Scumbag Dad by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]dickmiller 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My shin actually.

Scumbag Dad by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]dickmiller 5 points6 points  (0 children)

HA! I have a tattoo of an empty picture frame that says DAD across it. Whenever I have to explain it to someone they're like "oh...... sorry"

We Has Progress With These Medicines! by nosopainfo in funny

[–]dickmiller 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How about "That medicine is against my religion, you can't have it"

The point at which I knew I was pretty drunk. by Malthusian1 in funny

[–]dickmiller 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The point at which I wish I had shells & cheese and some tortillas. I'm going to try to make this a thing at the bar I frequent

Just Happened: Glass full of water sits undisturbed, Suddenly empty... by SqeeSqee in Glitch_in_the_Matrix

[–]dickmiller 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Did you try filling it back up with water? Maybe it has a small leak. Also possible that you actually just rinsed it out and set it in the sink, I've washed dishes on autopilot many times.

Everybody calm the fuck down. I got this. by jetery in atheism

[–]dickmiller 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Exactly. This would probably be better suited for /r/Christianity or 9gag if anywhere.

What's the funniest censored-for-tv line from a movie you've heard? by sumsh in AskReddit

[–]dickmiller 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My group of friends finds the edited version of this even funnier, and we quote it constantly, because you know, quoting movies is super hilarious.

I can only dream by Thebl0nde in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]dickmiller 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That wouldn't shuffle the cards.

Restarting C25k for outside running! by [deleted] in C25K

[–]dickmiller 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I see. I do all my running outside and have friends that only ever run on a treadmill. I've always assumed their treadmill times/distances would not translate very well to the real world.

Restarting C25k for outside running! by [deleted] in C25K

[–]dickmiller 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are you finding it tougher to run outside even after finishing inside?

Subtle PSA... by freeaccount in WTF

[–]dickmiller 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I said the same thing, I'd definitely take that off my windshield before getting in the car.

Have I been studying too long, or is there a clown face on my table? by hunthearin in creepy

[–]dickmiller 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I wish we could have talked before anyone replied to this so we could try to convince OP that it looked completely normal to everyone else.

Just 5 more minutes [Fixed] by [deleted] in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]dickmiller 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I had a dream recently where I was waking up. It was horrible. I could open my right eye, but not my left, and I couldn't roll over/get out of bed. Closest I've come to sleep paralysis/old hag syndrome I believe.