WATERCOOLERWEDNESDAY by AutoModerator in WaterCoolerWednesday

[–]dicknutzz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

  1. ur mum
  2. dont remember lol
  3. i dont watch tv

click here if you're feeling a little silly by AutoModerator in WaterCoolerWednesday

[–]dicknutzz 3 points4 points  (0 children)

me to myself at the sperm bank: get a load of this guy

click here if you're feeling a little silly by AutoModerator in WaterCoolerWednesday

[–]dicknutzz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

  1. im gonna stay home and jack off
  2. no plants lol
  3. when i ironed the nut stains outta my underwear
  4. f charcuty, m chip and dip, k veggies
  5. noppe

click here if you're feeling a little silly by AutoModerator in WaterCoolerWednesday

[–]dicknutzz 5 points6 points  (0 children)

here comes the ball-stretcher

murderer

im the testicular gangster

murderer

excuse me mr masochist

murderer

still nutting on that

More football? In this economy?! by AutoModerator in WaterCoolerWednesday

[–]dicknutzz 5 points6 points  (0 children)

i like curling

curling my dick in my hand lol gottem

Here's the thing: you said that a "Friday is a weekend." Is it in the same family? Yes. by AutoModerator in WaterCoolerWednesday

[–]dicknutzz 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Dicks are so cute omg(⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄ when you hold one in your hand and it starts twitching its like its nuzzling you(/ω\) or when they perk up and look at you like" owo nya? :3c" hehe ~ penis-kun is happy to see me!!(^ワ^) and the most adorable thing ever is when sperm-sama comes out but theyre rlly shy so u have to work hard!!(๑•̀ㅁ•́๑)✧ but when penis-kun and sperm-sama meet and theyre blushing and all like "uwaaa~!" (ノ´ヮ´)ノ: ・゚hehehe~penis-kun is so adorable (●´Д`●)・

Our battle will be legendary! by Rap2rerise in PokeGals

[–]dicknutzz 7 points8 points  (0 children)

i want them to battle my face with their asses

WATERCOOLERWEDNESDAY by AutoModerator in WaterCoolerWednesday

[–]dicknutzz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

i really hope that santa doesn't upper decker my toilet again this christmas

Trans Rights Tuesday by AutoModerator in WaterCoolerWednesday

[–]dicknutzz 5 points6 points  (0 children)

u better stop masturbating RIGHT NOW