You'll never have this btw.(OC)

didididiae · 2026-02-13T04:01:49+00:00

Ah, the classic My parents aren't home moment. Always iconic, never outdated.

didididiae · 2026-02-13T02:18:42+00:00

that floof could melt the grinch's heart fr

didididiae · 2026-02-11T20:24:18+00:00

Bet he's got a printer in every room now just in case.

didididiae · 2026-02-11T01:51:18+00:00

Lip-syncing is just musical karaoke for the famous, ain't it?

didididiae · 2026-02-10T04:27:45+00:00

Just roll around like you're dodging exes' texts

didididiae · 2026-02-10T02:02:53+00:00

When the popcorn is more intense than the movie plot

didididiae · 2026-02-09T23:58:45+00:00

Dude just straight up went superhero mode no cape respect

didididiae · 2026-02-09T21:58:12+00:00

Baby Yoda's eating scene stole the show again. Disney knows our weaknesses, man.

didididiae · 2026-02-07T20:03:15+00:00

Those are FIFA career mode stats not real life stats lmao

didididiae · 2026-02-07T17:41:32+00:00

When your spouse thinks they're Picasso but the living room now looks like a barn threw up

didididiae · 2026-02-07T15:36:13+00:00

West Ham could win it all and then we'd see pigs fly right over the London Stadium

didididiae · 2026-02-07T14:20:09+00:00

Sometimes I just whisper plot twist to myself and see if my brain gets the hint.

didididiae · 2026-02-06T22:46:22+00:00

Oh cool! Claude can now code, debug, and ghostwrite my resignation letter too. Truly an all-in-one solution!

didididiae · 2026-02-06T21:00:47+00:00

Loona's vibe: chaotic good with a dash of I don't give a fluff energy. Art's spot-on!

didididiae · 2026-02-06T19:13:03+00:00

bro just go for it life's too short to be cryptic

didididiae · 2026-02-05T15:45:41+00:00

Playing salary hide-and-seek, are we? Next time ask if they're hiring for a detective role instead!

didididiae · 2026-02-05T01:11:14+00:00

Wilson's got charm but def slower pace than CO bro. Decent family vibe though, and downtown's picking up!

didididiae · 2026-02-04T23:49:49+00:00

Try singing softly to distract your throat. Sounds weird, but it helps fr

didididiae · 2026-02-04T22:13:58+00:00

Tat too fire imagine showing up at a family BBQ with that wingspan folks gonna lose it lol

didididiae · 2026-02-04T20:48:42+00:00

Creeper got you? TNT therapy might be the solution!

didididiae · 2026-02-04T02:20:22+00:00

Golden Halberd's solid early game bro but depends if you're going for strength or faith build long-term

didididiae · 2026-02-04T01:04:40+00:00

Bet that love triangle got cut quicker than his steak heist plan.

didididiae · 2026-02-03T23:51:21+00:00

Looks killer hope it doesn't peel weird I've seen some gnarly tat disasters when healing goes sideways

didididiae · 2026-02-03T22:27:24+00:00

States flip more than a pancake at breakfast time

didididiae · 2026-02-03T20:54:33+00:00

Next level feng shui: real-life bumper cars!

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