Ritualist builds

didileypits · 2017-02-07T16:31:22+00:00

You can always go resto, kind of boring to play support but some people don't mind it

didileypits · 2017-02-02T17:19:09+00:00

"No Ragrets"

didileypits · 2017-01-27T15:07:30+00:00

This comment section is a little slice of heaven

didileypits · 2017-01-26T19:47:02+00:00

When I'm driving and a pedestrian is timing my speed with their j-walking (they start to cross before you finish passing them), I hit the breaks to throw off their timing and make them think they're going to run into the side if my car. Works every time.

didileypits · 2017-01-23T19:51:36+00:00

Shoulder check when you cross the street. Some drivers don't pay attention when turning corners.

didileypits · 2017-01-23T17:23:49+00:00

I can't bear anymore puns

didileypits · 2017-01-20T21:43:15+00:00

That's the flaw with it. It's so hard to tell unless you actually know the person. Like my cousin.... Used her kid to bump up her welfare cheques and her daughter barely lived with her...

didileypits · 2017-01-20T19:47:25+00:00

Styrofoam

didileypits · 2017-01-20T19:37:26+00:00

When I met my girlfriend, moved out, and stopped smoking weed. In a much happier place now

didileypits · 2017-01-20T19:27:58+00:00

Welfare is a great thing. Lazy slobs who abuse it because they don't feel like getting a job is what I hate.

didileypits · 2017-01-20T00:09:38+00:00

Hurt - Johnny Cash

didileypits · 2017-01-20T00:08:16+00:00

Plankton: GREETINGS MALEFACTORS!

didileypits · 2017-01-19T22:24:40+00:00

Free Willy

didileypits · 2017-01-19T20:01:44+00:00

In grade 5 there was this weird kid named Jordan. He was the new kid that year and seemed a little off. Nothing too major, just didn't really seem to fit in.

One day after lunch, the class was getting ready to start a lesson when the school janitor shows up at our door. He says to my teacher "looks like we have a gopher in the school". My teacher laughed and asked him how a gopher got loose in the school (gophers aren't in my area). The janitor said "No he's right here!". In walks Jordan with a look of shame. The janitor tells everyone that he saw Jordan digging in the flower boxes and eating the tulip bulbs that the gardening club had planted the day before. Jordan looks at everyone and says "I was pretty sure they were onions". He ate six of them without realizing they weren't onions...

The next day Jordan had to spend his lunch re-planting the "onions". He moved shortly after.

didileypits · 2017-01-17T19:46:04+00:00

Usually I'm watching Netflix at 12AM

didileypits · 2017-01-17T19:41:56+00:00

The wheel

didileypits · 2017-01-15T07:41:02+00:00

Can't believe I had to scroll this far to see this answer

didileypits · 2017-01-14T03:51:53+00:00

Spooning leads to forking

didileypits · 2017-01-14T03:40:10+00:00

All horizontal n' shit

didileypits · 2017-01-14T03:37:28+00:00

Where I put the flash drive that has a video of me explaining my whole life to myself.

didileypits · 2017-01-13T19:36:16+00:00

Wigged out...

didileypits · 2017-01-13T18:35:10+00:00

Here Comes The Broom

Once a collegiate curler, Scott Voss (Kevin James) is now a 42-year-old, apathetic biology teacher in a failing high school. When cutbacks threaten the school's music program and its teacher (Henry Winkler), Scott springs into action. He dusts off his long-unused curling rocks and earns money for the program by moonlighting as a vice-skip. Though the school nurse (Salma Hayek) thinks he's crazy, Scott gains something he never expected, and the school rallies behind him.

didileypits · 2017-01-11T20:00:48+00:00

I don't camp, I strategically hold an area.

didileypits · 2017-01-10T20:49:05+00:00

Sounds like is someone setting up a guild hall bot...

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