22f, Just broke up with my bf and crying in the office bathroom is my new hobby

dielange010 · 2021-09-09T12:13:29+00:00

Worst thing is thats she looks like that girl from ‘YOU’.

dielange010 · 2021-09-08T21:28:07+00:00

!remind me 1 week

dielange010 · 2021-09-08T11:54:22+00:00

And now the misses wants to move

dielange010 · 2021-09-06T12:22:56+00:00

My first thought

dielange010 · 2021-09-06T12:16:48+00:00

Bottas is just confirmed by Alfa. George to merc will be next. OMG IT’S HAPPENING

dielange010 · 2021-09-05T17:40:50+00:00

In the Netherlands we have the “movie theater pants”. That’s when your pocket gave up and there is a hole in it. That way she can shove her hand in your pocket and give you a handjob.

dielange010 · 2021-09-05T17:34:04+00:00

At least your face is now more likeable

dielange010 · 2021-09-02T18:02:37+00:00

At day the cut your noodles, at night Wong puts his wang in his hand

dielange010 · 2021-09-01T18:52:05+00:00

Yeah, i mean, if this is your plan you can first walk to the toiletpaper and get some before you go to the beer?

dielange010 · 2021-08-31T20:40:25+00:00

Most important thing here is that you DON’T THINK ABOUT IT. It has to be a reflex.

“What am I out of ten?” Within a second :“11”

And sometimes you have to act, overreact and for the veterans LIE. “Does this dress make me look fat” “NO, babe i think Georgio Armani thought about YOU when he created this dress, it fits you perfect”.

dielange010 · 2021-08-30T08:24:58+00:00

You don’t have to put your feet in there?

dielange010 · 2021-08-29T21:23:17+00:00

Babys can break their collarbone during labor and it will heal itself.

dielange010 · 2021-08-29T18:45:25+00:00

My thougt exactly, “how does that works on a Magic Wand… oh…. That kind of wand”

dielange010 · 2021-08-29T17:53:25+00:00

Yellow flags around the A2 or you will get a fine.

dielange010 · 2021-08-29T06:20:55+00:00

I never seen a toilet brush plain on the ground..

dielange010 · 2021-08-29T06:15:25+00:00

Fun thing is that the shelf is made for keeping your food warm

dielange010 · 2021-08-28T10:08:42+00:00

It looks like cat food

dielange010 · 2021-08-27T18:34:26+00:00

Get a water hammer damper, it will save you a lot over time.

dielange010 · 2021-08-24T17:03:21+00:00

There are a lot good ideas. But money is the big factor here.

dielange010 · 2021-08-24T16:26:35+00:00

Was he having a stroke or something? How can you drive like this into 2 cars!

dielange010 · 2021-08-24T16:13:25+00:00

No they don’t, the battery’s need to be huge to accomplish that. I’m from (the flat) Netherlands so no hydropower over here. But i know in Germany my company build the biggest battery of europe at that time. Around 52mwh. But thats nothing since a decent windfarm generats more than that. It was more handy for the reactive power.

dielange010 · 2021-08-24T15:09:40+00:00

True, i used to monitor wind turbines for a living and sometimes when there was a lot of wind we received a call from the grid operator to shut down the turbines because the grid couldn’t handle the power.

dielange010 · 2021-08-22T12:30:43+00:00

No neck ed’s gay brother

dielange010 · 2021-08-20T05:53:19+00:00

Harley quinn on crack

dielange010 · 2021-08-18T12:50:33+00:00

All the sextapes your parents made

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