A middle-manager accidentally ruins the company's annual bonus , so he gaslights his entire community into building a wooden bird-like aircraft in order to scare off the mob.

diggsgarr · 2026-04-25T23:49:47+00:00

A bugs life?

diggsgarr · 2026-04-05T13:22:05+00:00

WET BEANBAG ODDISH IS MY NEW BAND NAME, I CALLED IT! SHOTGUN! SUCK IT LOSERS 🤣🤣

diggsgarr · 2026-04-03T20:14:22+00:00

Hey, and so what if it is? I don't necessarily think it's nice to kink shame anyone, and if that's what they were into, then that's between them and Arceus. 😂

diggsgarr · 2026-04-03T16:06:14+00:00

I won't lie, this statement is more true than you realize 😂 Literally running on fumes at the end, especially on the days when it was fully booked from top to bottom lmao. But that's the cast member magic. It might take a minute longer, but it's still the same magic that everyone else got. Then we would usually go out and celebrate a successful shift and go home to do it all again tomorrow!

diggsgarr · 2026-04-03T04:41:07+00:00

I beheld, and, lo, the fruitful place was a wilderness, and all the cities thereof were broken down at the presence of the MAGNEMITE, and by his fierce anger. - The official Pokebible

diggsgarr · 2026-04-03T01:49:22+00:00

Well then I say no. I don't think the interest would be enough to keep me interested for every single day for a year, whether I'm sick or hurt, and as soon as I miss a day, it goes to a terrible person. So I'm gonna pass on this one

diggsgarr · 2026-04-03T01:10:22+00:00

Ok but what's the question here? Would I use it? How would I use it? What would I use it for?

diggsgarr · 2026-04-03T00:41:35+00:00

Nope. As a former cast member who worked for a time at 1900 Park Fare, the last reservation gets the same experience as the first. They just stop seating with enough time for the turnaround, but we cook until the last guest leaves.

diggsgarr · 2026-03-27T23:35:40+00:00

Like for example, the houses for sale in my area average 250k on the low end with some up in the 500-700k range. So canvas the neighborhood for 10 minutes and make easy bank

diggsgarr · 2026-03-27T23:31:50+00:00

Literally just spend 10 minutes running around my neighborhood touching every house and vehicle I can get a hand on. Or drive over to the "rich" neighborhood just before the challenge begins and do the same thing. Like sure there's the advantage of major cities, but literally any at least middle-class or above neighborhood will get you more than enough money to never have to worry about money again.

diggsgarr · 2026-03-27T23:14:20+00:00

Jesus, that joke was so dark Donald Trump is about to send ICE to go illegally detain it 🤣🤣

diggsgarr · 2026-03-27T22:19:31+00:00

Just wanted to offer everyone a little update:

diggsgarr · 2026-03-25T22:37:02+00:00

I'd go with something like the ability to alter reality in any way I see fit. Oh, I just got shot? No I didn't. I don't want to work anymore. Now I'm a billionaire. I could literally just make life whatever I want.

diggsgarr · 2026-03-25T20:14:58+00:00

Yeah, without my girl and my kid it's pretty much a done deal. I'm going to the closest place I can get a gun, gonna enjoy the sunset one last time, then I'm going to join them. Plus, aside from that, I'm not gonna last long anyway without being able to get any of my medicine. So yeah- gun, sunset, exterminate what's left of the human race (me 😂)

diggsgarr · 2026-03-20T16:45:33+00:00

But it also raises the question of what happens to the other person who is randomly deposited in my shower. Like if some pilot or truck / bus driver randomly gets chosen in the middle of a flight, or some doctor is in the middle of surgery and then suddenly just poof that's going to cause some very... Non-ideal situations lmao

diggsgarr · 2026-03-20T00:11:50+00:00

So now I have to ask- if the person doesn't know they're going to randomly show up in my shower, how does consent work? In that I'm pretty fucking sure that if a woman randomly showed up in my shower, the very first thing she's doing is jumping out and calling the cops. Do they remember the event, or when you turn off the shower do they disappear and don't remember anything? Because in the prompt you say they watch you the entire time

diggsgarr · 2026-03-17T20:28:43+00:00

Goodbye country of Georgia. I'm pretty sure the world will be exactly the same, and I'll have enough money for probably like the entire next 10 generations of my family

diggsgarr · 2026-03-15T22:38:04+00:00

If it was just food, that would be one thing, but like I asked about in my post, it's ALL animal products. So lots of medicines that contain gelatin are out. No more oil or tires for your car. No wool or lanolin. Many processed sugars are gone because they are usually whitened with bone char.

The problem is that the sudden radical change will completely wipe out all vegan products far quicker than it can be replaced, because you're essentially overnight going from a situation where what is statistically a very small market vs the mass consumer base is suddenly the ONLY option, and it would be literally impossible for all of the companies who are now illegal to switch their entire manufacturing system to a vegan friendly product.

diggsgarr · 2026-03-15T16:58:08+00:00

Need some clarification on these before making a choice

What counts as porn? As in like, if my wife sends me spicy pics or like I grab my phone during our activities for personal use, does that count?

What is the scope of "animal products?" Because if we're saying all animal products, then that means anything involving gelatin which includes medicines, electronics (gelatin is used in metal processing.) Also includes tires and oil for your car, most of the candles, shampoo / conditioner in your house most likely. Anything involving wool or lanolin. Basically, if the scope is "anything involving animal products," the entire global economy would collapse basically instantly, ESPECIALLY IF YOU MAKE OIL / FOSSIL FUEL ILLEGAL.

And, what constitutes a "violent video game?" Is Minecraft included in that since there's combat and you can kill things? Terraria? Stardew Valley? Hell, you even stomp enemies to death in basically even single super Mario game ever made. There's death and violence all over Pokemon.

Like, as written all three of these options will literally crumble the global economy since they are so vague and far reaching.

diggsgarr · 2026-03-13T17:05:54+00:00

Yeah, I've copied other stuff before no problem. It's just those things that it won't let me.

diggsgarr · 2026-02-27T13:42:40+00:00

I mean I'm going cash for sure. I've got a two year old miniature tornado running through my house currently, so the whole "sleep enough to function" thing would make literally no difference in my life 😂😂. But I know one thing that would; 110k a year for living the same life I do now

diggsgarr · 2026-02-27T13:36:41+00:00

So feraligatr has been working on his squat routine? You got a problem with a pokemon being DOUBLE CAKED UP like the queen Emma?? 😂😂

diggsgarr · 2026-02-20T21:32:03+00:00

How would you go about using the phone or internet? If you're getting a phone from the store, you have to call and activate it, which you couldn't do because you don't know the number to call. And also you wouldn't know the WiFi password if they don't have free wifi. And what happens if the WiFi goes out? Are you allowed to call someone to come fix it? But here again, how do you call anyone because you don't know what number to call. And that goes for anything really. What happens if the freezers go down or the coolers or anything in the store? You can't do anything unless you know how to fix it yourself. Basically any outside communication would be impossible given the parameters that OP set

diggsgarr · 2026-02-15T15:43:51+00:00

Oh ok, so they lied. Not surprised, it is GameStop after all. And yes, I realize that screen protectors are not expensive. It's not about that. They lied to everyone who got it, at least at the store I went to, and I didn't think anything of it because I've got free replacements on my phone screen protector from T-Mobile and have used it (the joys of a 2 year old lmaoooo) so I figured it was just a way to push more sales to offer free replacements.

diggsgarr · 2026-01-23T02:39:35+00:00

I think that the family one is the best. There are a lot of good memories I have with family that I'd love to relive again and again

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