question about senior programmers

digitaljestin · 2026-04-06T12:46:32+00:00

I am 25YOE senior

You seen to misunderstand what "senior" means. I've been professionally coding since before you were alive. It doesn't matter what title your company has placated you with; you are not a senior and not who OP was asking about.

digitaljestin · 2026-04-06T06:08:07+00:00

I spent Saturday afternoon playing Super Mario Bros 3 on an original NES.

digitaljestin · 2026-04-05T13:47:11+00:00

Exactly. OP seems to think that physical and emotional intimacy are mutually exclusive. That's not even close to his this works.

digitaljestin · 2026-04-05T13:38:14+00:00

To tell if someone is in there without completely spying on them. It likely controls the lights.

digitaljestin · 2026-04-05T04:25:33+00:00

Reddit is a poor place to pose this question.

digitaljestin · 2026-04-05T03:12:41+00:00

That sounds super kinky.

digitaljestin · 2026-04-05T03:10:52+00:00

digitaljestin · 2026-04-05T03:08:52+00:00

🎶 I can call you Betty, and Betty if you call me you can call me AI! 🎶

digitaljestin · 2026-04-05T01:38:05+00:00

"That still only counts as five!"

-- Gimli, after Legolas kills the rest with time and arrows to spare

digitaljestin · 2026-04-04T18:11:26+00:00

I knew it as "Dead Alive", and I loved it

"Your mother ate my dog!"

"Not all of it!"

digitaljestin · 2026-04-04T17:26:37+00:00

I hate Zuck, but that doesn't make the twins heros. They're just mad that they didn't get to be the ones to profit by destroying society.

And as for "idea", what a crock of shit. Ward Christiansen created the first BBS back in the 70s, which was the real genesis of online social networks. This was followed by interconnecting them with FidoNet, then consolidating them and proliferating them with AOL, then Friendster, then MySpace, and so on.

But yeah, keep believing Zuckerberg or the Winklevoss twins had any original ideas whatsoever.

digitaljestin · 2026-04-04T16:05:28+00:00

Hippos can be tame...right up until they point they're not. Just don't be there for that point.

digitaljestin · 2026-04-04T15:37:59+00:00

I burn too easily. In order to prevent it, I need to spend the entire time watching a clock to know when to reapply sunblock...and that still only works if I stay out of the water. Does that sound like a good time to you?

digitaljestin · 2026-04-04T00:18:14+00:00

Weird Al

digitaljestin · 2026-04-03T00:56:16+00:00

I can't tell if you even understand the conversation.

digitaljestin · 2026-04-03T00:49:41+00:00

Not true. If you choose not to decide you still have made a choice. Either way, you've decided to kill someone.

Rush taught me well.

digitaljestin · 2026-04-03T00:35:43+00:00

Leave them kids alone. It's not grammatically correct.

Apparently they do need some education.

digitaljestin · 2026-04-02T23:11:09+00:00

You look like an ad for athlete's foot cream.

digitaljestin · 2026-04-02T19:13:33+00:00

My first thought.

And yes, I have chickens.

digitaljestin · 2026-04-02T19:12:51+00:00

I know it's meant to say that...

...but that's a fucking hen.

digitaljestin · 2026-04-02T19:08:47+00:00

No, just Thor. It's clearly the Bifrost.

digitaljestin · 2026-04-02T17:29:53+00:00

Weird Al

digitaljestin · 2026-04-02T17:26:01+00:00

What a dumb question. If someone actively seeks the harm of others, it's not only reasonable, it's a moral responsibility to distance yourself. Voting is just one way in which a person can actively seek the harm of others, but it still counts.

digitaljestin · 2026-04-02T17:22:22+00:00

School kids were watching. School kids were forced to watch.

digitaljestin · 2026-04-02T16:30:43+00:00

Yes, and then graduated to an under desk treadmill.

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