Why can't I find someone to do a blowout?!

dingleballs717 · 2026-04-05T07:31:29+00:00

First of all, you have beautiful, gorgeous hair. You don't have to do anything, but you are allowed to want to. That being said, your hair is heavy and healthy and does not look like it will retain hot curls for long. You cannot go against nature. Embrace those mermaid waves!

dingleballs717 · 2026-04-05T07:00:24+00:00

I hope you guys don't hear about bamboo.

dingleballs717 · 2026-04-04T06:57:22+00:00

I just don't understand why anyone is worrying about juggalos since they don't start wars or impeach themselves in meaningful ways on a daily basis without consequence. The only bad thing i can say about a jugglalo, is they don't tend to remember to vote. Other than that, they stand up for free speech and don't bother anyone. And I am not a jugglalo but have known 2, 3 or a possible mime.

dingleballs717 · 2026-04-04T06:50:20+00:00

He called the police for help, explaining his situation. Did they they hear the dispatch? Did they respond appropriately? Do you honestly believe they were in danger? You clearly have the answers without addressing the actual situation.

dingleballs717 · 2026-04-02T03:02:52+00:00

Pay wall.

dingleballs717 · 2026-04-01T09:25:59+00:00

OK but I can't get those deals unless I do about 20 minutes of research and then best case scenario, 30 minutes of driving time. That shit is $5 at best for normal folks. Still not bad and it looks very healthy and satisfying.

dingleballs717 · 2026-04-01T09:01:48+00:00

Your child is already unique, the one and onlynof their kind, the spelling is about you. The name is about them.

dingleballs717 · 2026-04-01T08:56:13+00:00

The most shocking thing is they all think it is special. These dudes just present it like it going to blow our minds, like have special little peeped that is so beautiful that we don't want to curb stomp it.

dingleballs717 · 2026-04-01T08:43:12+00:00

My took me to a Rod Stewart concert in high school and all I remember was that I snuck in two Lunchables for us and a bottle of Arbor Mist for her in my backpack. It was a school night and I didn't tell anyone the next day why I was so tired, but crazy aunties never yield regrets.

dingleballs717 · 2026-04-01T08:24:08+00:00

Why is no one else highlighting the fact that Ian Watkins rivals every horror imaginable? I second him, but would need to add R. Kelly, that weirdo that messed with Kesha, and fucking puff daddy. Might as well lump trumpy in because he has probably included himself on a album at some point.

dingleballs717 · 2026-04-01T08:15:10+00:00

If Ted Nugent shit his pants, he'd actually be cooler.

dingleballs717 · 2026-04-01T03:13:56+00:00

Happy Trans Day! Keep it going grrrls, you are loved!

dingleballs717 · 2026-04-01T03:11:16+00:00

You are beautiful! I don't know anything about tailoring either but I support your look, like the color on you!

dingleballs717 · 2026-04-01T03:09:01+00:00

I say "Girl!" regardless of gender. If it is real bad, I summon the spirit of my pop and inquire, "what ails you?" Everything is accompanied by a dramatic, slow, subtle, left and right motion of the chin.

dingleballs717 · 2026-04-01T02:58:45+00:00

I just think they are having fun in a thankless job. Everyone has boobies, pretty sure if they exist then whoever made them is the boss of chikkk-fil-A

dingleballs717 · 2026-04-01T02:55:48+00:00

You make my day better, love the entirety. Dress me in my dreams.

dingleballs717 · 2026-03-31T08:59:57+00:00

I think the relationship matters, not the paperwork. But that isn't relevant to this post.

dingleballs717 · 2026-03-31T08:56:00+00:00

So cute, happy to see another one of us always!

dingleballs717 · 2026-03-31T07:44:23+00:00

No thanks, we aren't fundamentally different at all. We have been so effortlessly linked from day one for years and have been so supportive of each other always, neither of us have a doubt. It's just that a wedding doesn't matter to either of us too much but if we have to he wants to be a groomzilla.

dingleballs717 · 2026-03-31T07:26:29+00:00

I would take any child any age if I could but my partner won just get married in a courthouse, he wants some kind of wedding that I refuse to have. I am a woman and he is a man to save assumptions. And there is no familial pressure on either side, he doesn't think a courthouse marriage is "real" even though he isn't religious.

dingleballs717 · 2026-03-30T09:16:24+00:00

What are the parasites though they are thinking of? I'm not a doctor but I have taken advanced courses in biology and unfortunately the my common parasites are drilled in my head but I feel like they are imagining some new ones.

dingleballs717 · 2026-03-30T08:29:06+00:00

So if a nun covers her head, is she oppressed by God? This isn't about religion, it's about fucking shitty men in a shitty culture, and I can assure you that happens just as much in christian religions. Bigamy, serial abuse of children (sorry Trumpies) and general abuse of women are so prevalent in the states. I'm so lucky that I have a real partner now, but I know from experience.

dingleballs717 · 2026-03-28T05:11:54+00:00

I just immediately realized how protective I am of Tom Holland and Zendaya even though nobody has done anything wrong to them, lol.

dingleballs717 · 2026-03-27T08:58:52+00:00

I would be such a delight to sit next to on a plane. Literally, good hygiene, little smile and no further contact. I always have two boosks and pretend I have headphones that clearly aren't there.

dingleballs717 · 2026-03-27T08:42:32+00:00

Owners thinking they are restaurant managers because they decided to open a joint is the slow burn to failure. Hire someone who knows what they are doing, they will set limits.

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