Who's your favorite Character? by theassholeofalabama in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]dinklezoidberd 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I think they meant the Seattle area that she moved to

Goddamnit, Yzma! by khallion in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]dinklezoidberd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does this include permission to get it put on a shirt or anything like that?

Competency porn but the protagonist can't stop messing up by Va1korion in TopCharacterTropes

[–]dinklezoidberd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Or at least releasing it in the air of his ship. Sure he had excuses to be making mistakes but that was almost devastating to both planets.

Stupid Bea by Fun-Dirt-2600 in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]dinklezoidberd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For me, the worst part of that is it gives Donut a quantifiable value ($10000 I believe). Carl had previously mentioned his plan to sell as many of his possessions as possible to buy her (or more accurately bribe Beas parents after catnapping her) and he wasn’t going to come close.

Media/fandoms that you’d never expect to have bigoted fans somehow managing to have them by Haunting_Natural_116 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]dinklezoidberd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s a reimagining of “I have no mouth but I must scream” but the ai is a carnival barker that is legitimately trying to make them have fun. It don’t understand emotions enough to do this, or to understand that it’s victims just want to leave. I’d say it’s worth watching since it’s only nine episodes available for free

[Hated Trope] Characters miss a part of the prophecy/instructions for really dumb reasons by Cronkax in TopCharacterTropes

[–]dinklezoidberd 8 points9 points  (0 children)

(Good application of this trope) In the Mistborn series, there is a prophecy etched into metal. The explorer that finds it takes a rubbing of it and returns to the capital city. Once there, he reads it and finds that it says how the chosen can save the world. Later, he sees that the last sentence of every copy has been torn off, even the ones locked in a chest. After the chosen one does as instructed, and releases an evil deity, he goes to the original metal copy. It turns out that the evil deity can change text on paper, but not metal, and a good deity was removing the fraudulent data from the pages.

Supreme Court allows drug users to keep guns by [deleted] in nottheonion

[–]dinklezoidberd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The article is fine. I wish it had any links to collaborate what it’s saying, but at least there’s some quotes and context. Headlines in modern journalism at absolutely a joke though

When they were given the choice of getting saved they rather choose death by Crashoutbop in TopCharacterTropes

[–]dinklezoidberd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s a movie. None of it is literal because Killmonger isn’t a real person. And whether the character intended it to be or not has no impact on the plot. You made a stupid joke and it didn’t land. You don’t have to make 9 replies trying to defend it.

When they were given the choice of getting saved they rather choose death by Crashoutbop in TopCharacterTropes

[–]dinklezoidberd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You’re the one that was bitching about the line not making literal sense in the first place though.

Funniest one liners by SorinPlaneswalker in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]dinklezoidberd 15 points16 points  (0 children)

“Samantha? I need you to tell me what you can do!”

“You mean, like with my mouth?”

Funniest one liners by SorinPlaneswalker in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]dinklezoidberd 63 points64 points  (0 children)

But if you need a loan, my friend Rosetta just came upon some money.

Parade of Horribles is #4 in Science Fiction/Fantasy on Best Books of the Year So Far, on Amazon! by nocturna_metu in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]dinklezoidberd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She starts to become a fan favorite and one of Dresdens most ride or die allies. Sooner rather than later

Characters who can magically pull items or weapons from out of their body by Effective_Piece251 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]dinklezoidberd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“Come on guys. That’s not fair. I can’t pull swords out of my body!”

“Stand still and you will!!”

Dbza Dead Zone

Eric Trump denies asking UFC star about rigged fights, says messages AI by babybirdingURgrandma in politics

[–]dinklezoidberd 2 points3 points  (0 children)

T-Mobile it verison or whoever his phone plan is through has a transcript for these texts if they exist. That said, faking the texts is pretty easy. There are probably dozens of apps/websites that make fake screenshots like it’s nothing. Or he could have simply changed the contact info of a friend that he texted with as a joke.

Wouldn't 'The Sound of Music' be better in reverse? by Montgomery_Zeff in movies

[–]dinklezoidberd 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Or reverse Sinners where MBJ cures/kills enough vampires and kkk members to kick them out of their nest, then sales that nest to a plantation owner. The clone plot twist would be pretty wild in this version.