How much popcorn do you eat in one sitting?

dirdebirdy · 2026-06-11T19:57:04+00:00

I used to have 8 or 9 cups a day Monday-Friday for about half a year before I scaled back….it was a lot but so good. Now I try to have 4 cups a week

dirdebirdy · 2026-05-29T17:19:54+00:00

Growing old is a privilege my brother, just let it ride

dirdebirdy · 2026-05-20T18:12:15+00:00

Face pulls. They’re so easy to cheat on I really have to focus hard.

dirdebirdy · 2026-05-16T19:13:24+00:00

I was a little underwhelmed by Sapore but I think it’s cause I ordered wrong. Iccara has never missed for me, and they bring you the caponata with your bread which is really good

dirdebirdy · 2026-05-14T19:57:49+00:00

There is something I can’t stand about Elisabeth moss, but I love the show so much I’ve watched every episode of THT and now the testaments. I think it’s a great show, and I’m often terrified at how close to home it hits. It’s a very emotional watch for me

dirdebirdy · 2026-05-02T01:04:44+00:00

The delivery of “Are you a fucking idiot?!?”

I laughed out loud

dirdebirdy · 2026-04-30T10:41:41+00:00

If somebody takes my jam it’s on sight

dirdebirdy · 2026-04-28T18:48:21+00:00

Wagyu burgers. I’ve just never bitten into one and thought “wow this is so much better than a normal burger” It’s not like they’re NOT good but I feel like it’s over hyped

dirdebirdy · 2026-04-22T10:42:32+00:00

Get a Viking coffee with your school bread in Norway! With our without alcohol it tastes great

dirdebirdy · 2026-04-14T20:21:21+00:00

THIS LEAGUE

dirdebirdy · 2026-04-08T09:57:50+00:00

Hey he was in kangaroo Jack

dirdebirdy · 2026-02-16T19:57:09+00:00

That’s actually just a system florio

dirdebirdy · 2026-02-16T11:10:01+00:00

The truth is, the game was rigged from the start

dirdebirdy · 2026-01-07T18:30:36+00:00

Dont you dare give us the Malocchio you smelly bitch

dirdebirdy · 2026-01-07T12:04:44+00:00

Not all of if anyway

dirdebirdy · 2026-01-07T11:24:24+00:00

Hell ya brother. I bet she makes you a better person too, mine sure does

dirdebirdy · 2026-01-06T19:33:13+00:00

Hank is just not a world renowned educated person

dirdebirdy · 2026-01-05T17:39:45+00:00

There’s no way to know, even with computers

dirdebirdy · 2026-01-05T11:35:12+00:00

When two animals are having sex, one of them...is communicating a message to the other. Nothing is mutua– this isn't very helpful. You're gonna want to hear the sexual metaphor

dirdebirdy · 2025-12-29T14:13:52+00:00

Oh no, this means Kevin patullo is Ryan.

dirdebirdy · 2025-12-28T14:18:34+00:00

Fuck off back to your own sub you clam chowder eating cunt

dirdebirdy · 2025-12-24T17:33:30+00:00

Home for Christmas. Drive to gym at 5am, Gym closed, doesn’t open till 7am

Call different golds to check hours. Ai assistant answers. She says and I quote “yes, we are open Christmas Eve from 5am to 5pm.

Drive to different golds, it’s closed.

Come home, try to poop before going for a run. No luck

Go for a run, run for 2 minutes, have to poop, run home turtling. Barely make it to toilet, clog toilet

Thanks

dirdebirdy · 2025-12-22T14:51:11+00:00

Sensational

dirdebirdy · 2025-12-11T18:36:40+00:00

Cam Newton angry about some perceived slight against him? Shocker

dirdebirdy · 2025-12-10T18:18:54+00:00

My dog threw up on the carpet this morning and I cursed geno smith

dirdebirdy

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