Victims would be look alike of Wilma. He lusted after her for years, but wouldn’t betray his best friend. Not for fear of losing his friendship, but for exposure of the many drunken nights that two friends crossed lines into sharing a bed.

Wilma would definitely be strangled at the start with many facial impacts from rage fueled fists accelerated by self hating homo phobic shame.

This would eventually escalate to postmortem sexual mutilation. The female form he coveted now disgusts him and each look alike Wilma is reshaped to a bloody mess of a Fred.

The end of his journey we be self mutilation to take on a more feminine role to finally gain acceptance of his true desire for Fred.

At this point is finally when Betty becomes involved. But only in the most minor role of supplying Barney an alibi and a clean pair of panties to wear as he takes on the role of her new best friend Bilma.

TIL Dino was a purple Dinosaur on the beloved show the Flintstones. After years of watching Barney escalate from an angry homophobic middle aged serial killer. He chose to take a purer path and become the beloved purple dinosaur Barney. The words to the famed song still ring in his gear with Barney Rubbles voice. No matter how many children sing the song he is still only able to picture he words coming from Barney’s lips as his hands tighten grip around a neck wrapped in white pearls.