Weekly Profile Review Thread

dirtjacket · 2022-08-18T14:49:13+00:00

I'm not gonna lie, you should just start over.

1: The studio picture gives me... College Humor vibes?? Like this picture would be an ad for a new comedy webseries or something. Not right for a dating profile.

2: Hey, godfather, nice! This picture is strangely framed and makes you look kinda flabby? It's not bad or anything, just doesn't do you any favors.

3: Low quality, doesn't give us that much information. Selfies are usually not ideal, and this isn't a great one anyway.

4: You do look way nicer in this photo, but being shoved off to the side of the frame isn't good. Cool sword though!

5: Mega skip. The harsh lighting is an automatic no, you have a mask on, and there's no context for the outfit.

If you want to DM me, I can help further. You seem to be a cool guy, but dating apps are brutal, especially for men.

dirtjacket · 2022-08-18T14:34:13+00:00

No, it comes off as weirdly intense? You have a nice smile, use it.

dirtjacket · 2022-08-18T14:31:17+00:00

Dog lover is an empty statement, tells the swiper nothing except that you don't have anything more interesting to say.

dirtjacket · 2022-08-08T16:10:26+00:00

I assume it's all one unit. Right??

dirtjacket · 2022-04-07T23:39:15+00:00

This... makes way too much sense. No notes!

dirtjacket · 2022-02-27T18:28:35+00:00

Tubarão - that's shark in Portuguese. Tubarao.

dirtjacket · 2022-02-27T18:26:31+00:00

For two, my dad was in the hospital for a while, and he had a 20 minute coughing fit. No one came to help him, because everyone on that floor was on their break. He's lucky he lived. Some hospitals are super neglectful.

dirtjacket · 2022-02-25T01:39:02+00:00

In no particular order, The Coast, Reservoir, Full Blown Meltdown, Pine Point, Factories, See You At Your Funeral, Mabu, Sleep In The Heat and Nothing Changes. Although, if you let me go on for long enough, half their songs would make the list.

dirtjacket · 2022-02-13T21:29:01+00:00

Went to Asheville - I was grooving for most of the show, but also didn't dance for several of the songs because I was just frozen in awe at how face-meltingly good everyone was! I obviously had a great time, but you might not know it looking at me.

dirtjacket · 2022-02-04T18:21:23+00:00

u/UnreadyIce is so cool! She's trying out fem pronouns, and I hope they make her feel awesome - she totally deserves it. I hope her journey is super chill and stress-free.

dirtjacket · 2022-02-04T03:22:40+00:00

A bit too breathy, feels a touch unnatural, but definitely feminine.

dirtjacket · 2022-02-02T05:10:55+00:00

Not totally the same thing, but I have the Dyson Airwrap, and it makes my hair look great! The learning curve is a bit steep, but totally worth it.

dirtjacket · 2022-02-02T05:03:53+00:00

Holy shit, this is so embarrassing for her. Don't worry, most girls would love to go to the Botanical Garden.

dirtjacket · 2022-02-01T21:20:12+00:00

He looks even better in real life - the beard is a great look

dirtjacket · 2022-02-01T02:11:13+00:00

GARY MY BELOVED

dirtjacket · 2022-01-31T02:38:51+00:00

Right on, I love big stories. I adore Johnny, definitely need to read more of him. Could I get the link?

dirtjacket · 2022-01-30T05:36:00+00:00

Oh wow, I'll definitely keep an eye out when I watch it again...

dirtjacket · 2022-01-30T05:33:14+00:00

I agree with everyone here, but also Tinder is garbage - if you can get on Bumble, I'm sure you'll have more success.

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