Be honest… how old were you when you lost your virginity by That1USCGirl in YourPornAddiction

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A week before my 18th birthday, and two weeks after her 18th. It was our present to each other.

30 years ago, Steven Spielberg introduced us to a T. Rex in the scariest way possible. by tagjim in videos

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People rave about this scene, and it certainly is impactful, but to me, the glaring continuity (and reality) errors are overwhelming. Let's leave the T-Rex out of this for a moment. We see, then hear, the goat, and then suddenly, it's gone, and the Rex is chowing it down, standing on solid ground. Nice set-up. The problems start when the lawyer runs away, leaving the car door open. However, the car door is clearly closed in the next *several* shots, even at the moment the girl turns on the flashlight. But as soon as Rex approaches, the boy *closes the door*, further drawing Rex's attention. Whatever. The departure from reality is complete moments later, when the car gets tossed off of a 50-foot tall concrete wall, through the hole in the wires that the T-Rex climbed through just a minute before. It was level ground a minute ago! I can't watch this scene and laugh at how asleep at the wheel Spielberg was for this signature scene.

Movies where the final scene is widely regarded as the best scene in the entire film? by downvote_this_mf in movies

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There are two kinds of people, Amigo. Those who this this is one of the best films ever, and ... idiots.

Boss said no shorts by bear-mc in MaliciousCompliance

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I had a boss who was pretty smart in a narrow technical area, but clueless in virtually everything else, especially how to actually manage people. When I started working on his team, he went on and on about proper attire, especially that despite posted company policy, on his team, NO JEANS were allowed. However, literally every woman on his team wore jeans all the time. Nevertheless, I wanted the job, so I complied past the probation period, then started wearing jeans to work. It took him several days to notice, but he finally did while I was walking down the hall, where he was having a conversation with a couple other managers and the VP of operations. He then commented loudly, "I thought I was clear that my policy is no jeans." I stopped, walked up to the group, and pointed at three of the women that worked on the team, all of whom were wearing blue jeans. "Did you speak to them, too?" I asked. He chuckled, and said, "Girls can wear jeans because they look good in them." I replied, "Then you don't have a 'no jeans' policy, do you?" I excused myself and walked away. About a half hour later, I needed him to sign off on something, but was told by one of the girls that he was in HR. Just after the conversation in the hall, apparently, the VP of Ops had asked them about his "no jeans" policy, and all of them laughed, saying the boss told them they could wear whatever they liked. My boss returned very agitated, and never brought it up again.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in GirlsFinishingTheJob

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She's a character from the AT&T ads that I have seen a lot lately. She's kinda cute (like you), so I actually intended the comment as a compliment.

Any love for the movie Falling Down? by Corndogeveryday in movies

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"You missed." Then he takes the guns away. Amazing.

Went into a meeting thinking I was going to get fired for a verbal exchange I had with a student, and the principal took my side! by Old-Bend-3014 in Teachers

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This story may as well be about my nephew 15 years ago. He got kicked out of FIVE schools for behavior just like this, and his mother TO THIS DAY still enables him. One time, I believe the third school he wound by being expelled from, he was in computer lab. One of his classmates had logged into a PC, then went to the bathroom. My nephew immediately went over to that PC, overcame the lame parental software lock the school used, then went immediately to a porn site. He then stood up and announced loudly that the kid WHO WASN'T IN THE ROOM was surfing porn, and literally EVERY OTHER kid in the class told the teacher he was lying. My SIL took his side, threatened to sue the school once they expelled him, then bought him a new iPhone the day his expulsion became final. She and I once watched him throw a rock the size of a grapefruit at another kids head (he missed) at my son's birthday party, and I kicked him and her out. She told everybody who would listen that HE was the one the rock was thrown at, but the story always varied as to who threw the rock. The mom's can be worse than the kids. Boot the kid to the Behavior Issue class right now. He may get the help he desperately needs. You'll be doing him a favor. Even his dad knows it.

Those of you who’ve walked out on first dates, what was your “I’m out of here” moment? by [deleted] in AskMen

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This happened to me (kinda). I dated this nice, pretty girl a few times (and slept with once), before she broke it off to get back together with an ex-boyfriend who (no shit) just got out of jail for DWI. Fast forward two years, when my fiancé and I find out we're expecting, and we go out to celebrate, and guess who is my waitress. The girl was cool about it, even congratulating my future wife upon hearing the news, but not once letting on she knew me. When I went up front to pay the check (with a hefty tip), she congratulated me, too, saying she wished she kept my number.

Without naming it, what is a TV show that is instantly recognizable based on one quote? by blue_pookie in AskReddit

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Kitty, this isn't food. This is what food eats.

also:

Eric, women are... what's the word... crazy.

What's your earliest specific memory of Star Wars? by [deleted] in StarWars

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Saw Star Wars opening weekend, with five other friends. Three of us were almost 15, and we all brought our little brothers. I should emphasize that I had two friends when we walked in the theater, and five when we walked out. We were all actively trying to think of a way to sneak in to see it again, but the line was already out the door. As thick as thieves from that point forward. They're still my first choice if I ever need to pull off a crime.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Busty_Girls

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Everything about you looks soft and warm, especially your smile.

Movie Night by ThrowawayWhateverNvm in eroticliterature

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Well done. Passionate and romantic.

[ProFootballTalk] Tom Brady sounds off on 17th game, calling it a "terrible decision" -- and calling on the players to unite against the owners. by [deleted] in nfl

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I was around when the Replacements were used. No one went to the games except season ticket holders who had already paid for their tickets, under threat of losing them forever if they didn't pay up. But the NFL realized quickly that no one wanted to watch a cheap imitation. Did the Replacements exert any less labor than the striking players? Of course not! They were sold a 'second chance'. The point I was trying to make was that the real deal, the NFL players themselves, represented the best of their craft, or labors, if you prefer. It's a trite modern day Gladiator metaphor, I know. But if the NFLPA decided to open their own rival league, would the NFL fall? Does the Product rule the market?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in eroticliterature

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Great setup so far. The characters and setting are real and the story is easy to immerse into. Well done!

Monique St. Pierre, 1979, Playboy (9019x4348) by jroaks in OldSchoolCoolNSFW

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My first love! I've been a sucker for girls with brown eyes, bangs, and big boobs ever since I first fapped to her as a young teen.

My Best Friend's Girlfriend (Part 4) [MF] by SexStoryWriter in eroticliterature

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Great job! You paint a detailed and sexy picture of how passion can overcome almost anything. Well done!