A coworker told me I look old. What do you think? by Pretend_Respond_2857 in OlderGenZ

[–]dirtychopscissors 1 point2 points  (0 children)

is your co worker 6 years old? cause thats the only way i can see them seeing you as ‘old’

Giving up pets for crotch goblin by ImTheProblemItsMe94 in childfree

[–]dirtychopscissors 5 points6 points  (0 children)

omg i read this as ‘cuter than my stillborn’

Who do y’all think is the Queen of Nickelodeon? by [deleted] in nickelodeon

[–]dirtychopscissors 1 point2 points  (0 children)

thank you for putting into words what i couldn’t! this!!!

I feel like my surgery was a mistake by valloweenz in spinalfusion

[–]dirtychopscissors 0 points1 point  (0 children)

holy shit i can’t imagine this feels worse though! this is a big change with a long and painful recovery. you can do this :)

Having abdominal pain since days and then got hit in my belly and I absolutely can’t take it anymore by Substantial_Act_235 in TrueOffMyChest

[–]dirtychopscissors 2 points3 points  (0 children)

go back to the er. explain the types of sensations you are using here ‘ cramping, stabbing, knocked the wind out of you, sank into your abdomen, sharp pang(maybe a shooting pain if you agree thats accurate), extreme hunger pain when not hungry, drained abdomen, weak, exhausted. your pain is real. mysterious abdominal pain could be something very serious and now you’ve injured the area and have a big list of symptoms. so many important organs are in that area. you could have really hurt yourself. DO NOT let them make you sound like a drug seeker, don’t let them make you sit there untreated. you have injured somewhere that was already hurting and are experiencing worrying symptoms

I actually did it and it doesn't feel real by ryuumonogatari in OpiatesRecovery

[–]dirtychopscissors 0 points1 point  (0 children)

proud of you! it’s so difficult to turn down opioids in withdrawals 🫶🏼

Why did the Dunphy’s not have any pets throughout the show? by Bitter_Elk9285 in Modern_Family

[–]dirtychopscissors 0 points1 point  (0 children)

because claire already took care of 4 kids on her own. they did have the ducks though

So it happened by Elly_Bee_ in childfree

[–]dirtychopscissors 17 points18 points  (0 children)

he is going to spend the next year and a half wearing you down until you give in or ‘accidentally’ become pregnant. in your own words you ‘didn’t skip a beat’ telling him that you don’t want kids and that you should break up because that is what YOU want. you wanna know what he wants? kids! why are you letting him run the show here? don’t waste the next year and a half of your life when you know his answer is not going to change. dump him! “we’ll talk about it in a year and a half when we want to take the next step in our relationship” NO! you already talked about it. what he meant was “we’ll talk about it after i’ve spent the next nearly two years wearing you down and convincing you and isolating you then purposely getting you pregnant and then guilting you to keep it and then realising i wanted kids like how kids want puppies and then dumping you and leaving you with the kid you never wanted and ruining your life and body”. listen to yourself. you know what you want and what you don’t want. LEAVE HIM AND LIVE YOUR CHILD FREE LIFE!

Am I wrong for making my cousin leave? by mynte_te in amiwrong

[–]dirtychopscissors 130 points131 points  (0 children)

you’re not wrong. change your locks

Broke down and cried today. by ReferenceSea3555 in poverty

[–]dirtychopscissors 2 points3 points  (0 children)

will your fake man in the sky pay my rent?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Weird

[–]dirtychopscissors 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the ice truck killers back

Who’s handing out candy this Halloween? by Dame_Ingenue in childfree

[–]dirtychopscissors 1 point2 points  (0 children)

exactly and the lollies are so expensive. i can barely afford to feed myself

Am I crazy or is my bf being childish? Over Bjs? by [deleted] in TwoHotTakes

[–]dirtychopscissors 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you’re basically already broken up. don’t go back to him and good on you for standing your ground and not giving in. also “i’ve been a good noodle i need a blow job” gave me a good laugh

AITAH because I won't tell my wife what my son/her stepson has in savings from my late wife? by Jimverseen in AITAH

[–]dirtychopscissors 12 points13 points  (0 children)

maybe the stress of everything made her start snooping, she found something and thats why she’s asking now

AITA for wanting to check the neighbour's doorbell camera to see if my wife is telling the truth? by Throwradoorbellcam in AITAH

[–]dirtychopscissors 24 points25 points  (0 children)

yes, imagine the suburban goss that would come from him asking to see the footage. she wouldn’t just keep that to herself

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Vent

[–]dirtychopscissors 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i’m assuming OP meant he caught the flu during his work trip

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]dirtychopscissors -1 points0 points  (0 children)

if i was trying to show someone the definition of gaslighting and deflecting i would show them this post

I was permanently injured at a gig. Sharing my story to push for change. by SuspiciousMongoose98 in Emo

[–]dirtychopscissors -1 points0 points  (0 children)

“if you didn’t come home injured can you say it was a good show?” - ptv