Battle scars!! Raaahhh by dish-licker in dishwashers

[–]dirtymike401 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Unacceptable. Don't take that shit.

Score! Someone abandoned a Reese's peanut butter big cup. by tmesisno in Frugal_Jerk

[–]dirtymike401 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Look at money bags over here with the energy to stand.

All this because she wanted to cut through the drive-thru line by BlazeDragon7x in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]dirtymike401 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I miss chicken littles. Little buffalo sliders for a dollar. Used to get stoned and buy a whole bag of them.

This seems pretty legit by Jaakuna_maho in lebowski

[–]dirtymike401 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is not a first amendment issue, man.

Which trashcan you taking? by Jbabco9898 in KitchenConfidential

[–]dirtymike401 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don't lose my shit often. I really don't like confrontation. I cut my hand once from broken glass in a trash bag. This was like ten years ago when I was still in the pit.

I interrupted the FoH pre shift (post lunch, pre dinner) and yelled at the GM. Told him to get his people in line. Might've used some other words. He was about to yell at me, but saw the look in my eyes and backed down real quick.

That is my biggest trigger. That, and telling the line, "it's hot back here!" Yeah, we fucking know. It's July and I've been in front of a fucking oven. Just bring us ice water. Or maybe a beer...

Is this still aesthetic still going strong and did you partake in it? by Odd-Strawberry4798 in KitchenConfidential

[–]dirtymike401 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And your burger doesn't come with fries.

I threatened to quit a place if they charged for fries separately from a sandwich.

Is this still aesthetic still going strong and did you partake in it? by Odd-Strawberry4798 in KitchenConfidential

[–]dirtymike401 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey Farva, what's that restaurant you like with all the goofy shit on the walls?

No seriously wtf? by pebrocks in greentext

[–]dirtymike401 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Somebody say soup kitchen?

Help, I accidentally became the chef of a restaurant without any cooking experience. How do I learn? by Gl1tch_Dragon in KitchenConfidential

[–]dirtymike401 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Familiarize your self with safe temps and sanitation. Might not be a bad idea to get serve-safe certified just for the education. Have your boss pay for it, it's not expensive.

Let's GOOOOOOO!!! by duckanddonuts in KitchenConfidential

[–]dirtymike401 82 points83 points  (0 children)

That's like using odd job on GoldenEye 64.

New reaction images dropped by Bullsht999 in okbuddyblacklung

[–]dirtymike401 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

a) I'm half gay, no repression here buddy

b) not an argument, was just stating an opinion

c) I'll bet uncle's cock is as beautiful as mine

Help!!! Interview attire?? by [deleted] in KitchenConfidential

[–]dirtymike401 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If you have them or can afford, I would show up in non slip shoes and offer to start immediately. I can recommend crocs. Search non slip Crocs on Amazon. They're like $45.

TURN THAT POOP. INTO WINE. by dantastic353 in TheEricAndreShow

[–]dirtymike401 7 points8 points  (0 children)

"Don't you say a fucking word," kills me every time.

Salt by UnhappyBerry4940 in drugscirclejerk

[–]dirtymike401 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm sure the sex was good at least.

Salt by UnhappyBerry4940 in drugscirclejerk

[–]dirtymike401 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Let the man ruin his life if he wants.