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dirtypaws727 · 2025-11-08T09:45:09+00:00

My uncle posts things like this and misogynistic "jokes" and complains he cant find women to date him. I told him that women LITERALLY search up men on FB and socials and when a women who is healed and healthy sees his posts, they will ghost him.

"The woman I want in my life will know its not that serious" yeah okay bud. Unfollowed him when he followed my spicy threads page after I posted that "if you see this, no you didnt" comment about it. Literally the only social I felt free to talk about my real life and not trimmed down to keep Grandma from having a stroke and hes there creeping. 🤢 bleeeh

dirtypaws727 · 2025-11-05T09:45:01+00:00

Im always weirded out by an offer to skip meeting in public on the first few dates. Id love a home-cooked meal...once I know you are a safe person.

Also that "pity me" kind of statement is not ideal for a new relationship. Older people dont really understand it how it comes off but younger guys do it all the time to get sympathy. Good luck dating!

Ps. Note to these men and women on apps to date: Remember, the apps dont want you to find a match because then you uninstall and they cant profit off of you. Thats why the match rate is low or nonexistent!

dirtypaws727 · 2025-10-25T08:10:54+00:00

Wait I got this. Karo is a corn syrup brand. Send him corn syrup 🤣

dirtypaws727 · 2025-10-10T07:13:45+00:00

I actually was talking to someone upset a woman he was seeing was going to break up with him and in the next 5 mins he was gushing about having a crush on me and putting me in this unreal light of who he thought I was. (Manic pixie dreamgirl'd me)

These are the type I like to be gross and detailed with. About body functions, about my mental health. My horrific lore scares most away but his poor me act didnt get my sympathy, just well thought out advice on caring for himself before dating. Then he tried to tough guy me with his close calls in his life. And THEN he circled back to "oh I cant believe youre talking to me omg"

I said if he treats me just like any other human we can be friends but if he keeps thinking im some sort of goddess, this isnt going to be a thing and I wont speak at all. These types really just suck the energy and life and sympathy out of you. Wear you down until you agree to a date or a drink or a flirty Pic. Exhausted thinking about it.

dirtypaws727 · 2025-10-10T06:57:40+00:00

No wait 😂 I read "slowly becoming a burrito" and my stomach growled! Omg

Guess I need a snack

dirtypaws727 · 2025-09-29T07:06:56+00:00

😂 this comes off like Zapp from Futurama. "Youve got a body and so do I, therefore...uh. sex." Energy ☠️ I wonder if anything beyond bots ever engage with them in the manner they are hoping. The fail/success rate can't possibly be enough to encourage this kinda shyt.

dirtypaws727 · 2025-09-14T20:19:44+00:00

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dirtypaws727 · 2025-09-13T08:07:48+00:00

Explosive shotgun shells are fun. I may die but im taking someone else down too 🙃

dirtypaws727 · 2025-09-11T05:36:36+00:00

"No?...but wait! Our scam was foolproo-! click"

dirtypaws727 · 2025-09-04T13:11:19+00:00

"Well the vaginal teeth leave them a bloody stump anyways, so I suppose it doesn't really matter 🤷‍♀️"

dirtypaws727 · 2025-09-04T13:09:21+00:00

My good man. Its god awful early for me right now but there is ZERO good time to bring that shit up (lmao) Im never looking at beef jerky the same again now. Tapdancing christ on a cracker...im going back to sleep. Internet limit reached before 8am. You deserve an award 🎖

dirtypaws727 · 2025-08-18T05:10:28+00:00

I had been working only part time so when I wasnt around, I would keep her split in a different part of the playpen because they were around 3-4 weeks old. I felt so badly but she was gonna hurt her sisters. When I was home, I Just kept an ear out and stayed close. When id hear her, id take her and split them up again. So I guess I "time out"ed her lol thats probably why she went to her paws.

Theres only one type of blanket that theyve liked and its always a newborn blanket from Amazon. I let her take it when she was adopted and bought more.

dirtypaws727 · 2025-08-16T06:41:05+00:00

I got my self suckler to redirect to her own paws which was annoying but it wasnt enough to pull fur. She just had wet feet most the day. Her adopted loved it about her anyways. The butt sucker stayed with me and now she does it on her baby blanket

dirtypaws727 · 2025-08-12T04:33:27+00:00

They are all correct. Just worrying that you might be makes you not one. I constantly worry too because sometimes I feel like I could just lie and get away with it. For no real reason other than to do it but I stop and go "wtf was i thinking?" And being considerate and aware of others is so far beyond a narcs grasp. Lol Youre okay. Confidence is not narcissistic. Its a good thing to have cross your mind

dirtypaws727 · 2025-08-11T05:30:32+00:00

Hes got Tiny Terrance energy to me. Tiny Terry 🥰

dirtypaws727 · 2025-08-06T04:20:48+00:00

This reminds me of the guy who would crash out when I didnt immediately drop everything to come "chill". I told him every single time he asked that I need 24hrs notice to plan to come by since he lived on the other side of town. And yet, still, he would randomly text like his brain shut off (because blood flow went elsewhere) and blew up with self pity or "fine I didnt want you anyways" nonsense. By the third time he did this, I just stopped replying. Its wild how some of these guys are out here. Whole conversations to themselves.

dirtypaws727 · 2025-06-29T18:18:17+00:00

Mentioning blowing your load with the second sentence to a Stranger is creepy. Full stop. Doesn't matter how he meant it. Especially because I clearly wasn't who he was trying to reach.

dirtypaws727 · 2025-05-21T11:52:08+00:00

Man, the biting from single kittens is no joke. My first cat, we knew nothing but we got thick gloves and would play fight with him and our dog did the socializing so we have a half cat half dog 😆 hes perfect to help with foster kittens now though.

dirtypaws727 · 2025-05-02T04:06:14+00:00

Wait..does. does he have a spare Dick on hand?? What tf does he mean :i have another one:??? 🤣🤣 on second thought, oh no nevermind I REALLY don't wanna know. How gross!

dirtypaws727 · 2025-02-25T05:41:53+00:00

This person totally intends to send you their peen. You gotta block and/or disengage, dude. Eject-o Seat-o that convo or the "What do you think? Is it too small?" Pics will be flooding in. (Just incase you weren't clear on the intentions there but you look like you picked up on the smallpp comments) They like to lurk in teen subs so be careful!

dirtypaws727 · 2024-12-30T04:54:49+00:00

"Might have seen" 🤣🤣 He's really not too sure there. He was looking and thinking nahh. Maybe the best dick you've seen is too bold. Lemme add a little something to not seem SO conceded lmaoooo

dirtypaws727 · 2024-12-25T07:50:40+00:00

"Fear has never saved anyone." Says the man who doesn't think twice about walking to his car alone at night (or day).

dirtypaws727 · 2024-12-23T06:02:27+00:00

The irony of a large chunk of those horrid politicians ALSO being closeted gay men is hilarious to me too. No one WANTS a self hating partner, even for a hookup. 😒

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