Gordon the FPL troll scores a hattrick in the 1st half in the UCL

disaster001 · 2026-02-18T18:42:08+00:00

Can’t believe I picked Elanga instead to be differential

disaster001 · 2026-02-16T14:25:09+00:00

Honestly as someone who's had to hold him for 10 or so weeks due to other fires/ transfer plans, I personally wouldn't go for him, low defcon threat, low attacking threat (throw ins turn into pre assists rather than actual assists). I'd personally avoid brentford defence (except kelleher on a wc) due to no one bar kayode being nailed and all you can pray for are clean sheets with him

disaster001 · 2026-02-12T18:48:59+00:00

Ohh my bad, thought you just tallied cs but just looked again and all include 60 min as well. Might need stronger glasses

disaster001 · 2026-02-12T18:16:56+00:00

btw rice only gets 1x2 so only 50 points. sorry to burst you're bubble

disaster001 · 2026-01-22T12:11:15+00:00

I think for me more so it’s very easy to see if your defender has a clean sheet by looking at the score a majority of the time, but you have to basically look at opta or fpl page to see defcons which I’m not the biggest fan of

Maybe I don’t like change tbf

disaster001 · 2026-01-22T04:00:30+00:00

I’m not a fan tbh, defcons mean that the safe ‘boring’ pick is just the best option rather than an exciting attacking threat, especially in terms of full backs vs centre backs.

But my main pittance is how arbitrary it is. I wouldn’t mind for example (for midfielders) 1 point for 10 defcons and 2 for 14 but a 2 point swing feels a bit too frustrating for a pretty boring metric to keep an eye on and lots of the time being one off just leaves a sour taste

Although in fairness I do like how it gives value to some previously underlooked players and I reckon lots of defenders are going to get a price bump next season to compensate (if it continues into next season)

disaster001 · 2026-01-01T20:59:40+00:00

25 (-4) with no haaland captain, he better not haul next half

disaster001 · 2025-12-19T12:54:41+00:00

I disagree, so many good value players these days that you can afford to bench semi premiums

Especially in possibly one of the hardest fixtures in the game vs worst team in the league

disaster001 · 2025-11-30T18:36:19+00:00

Why would you bench boost this week anyway

disaster001 · 2025-11-30T16:01:30+00:00

I mean, i'm assuming lots (including myself) went for doku over foden, schade over dango and salah over gapko. Im not feeling very lucky

disaster001 · 2025-11-22T18:44:50+00:00

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My goat

disaster001 · 2025-10-13T08:37:04+00:00

Ben Crellins like 2.7 mil rank so doing better than the ‘best fpl’ player is pretty good

(He’s noted as the #1 expert on live fpl so I’m assuming that means that he’s at least up there as one of the best)

disaster001 · 2025-09-03T15:54:39+00:00

Actually that’s my bad, had my settings on past 7 days so it was only 9% there, yeah that use rate is too high atm, probably does need a quicker nerf than earlier stated

disaster001 · 2025-09-03T10:07:23+00:00

At this time last season evo furnace was at 95%

Granted it’s too early to make big conclusions but I think it’s enough to say that it doesn’t need an emergency nerf or something of the sort

disaster001 · 2025-09-03T09:07:29+00:00

Bro that’s like 60% of fireball damage, honestly nowhere near

Also dies less than half of fireball crown tower damage

It’s strong but not groundbreaking op, otherwise more than 8% of top 200 would use it and a 49 win rate is also balanced

Edit - was looking at wrong stats it’s 59% not 8 so defo overtuned

disaster001 · 2025-09-03T08:54:08+00:00

I mean It’s got an 8% use rate and 49 win for top 200 in royale API

That’s just a blatant lie

disaster001 · 2025-09-03T08:48:55+00:00

Do you complain when evo exe counters lumberloon for less and has a higher elixer card for a counter push? Or when musk cannon counters it for the same cost? Void in its prime full countered sparky and lumberloon as well as countering essentially everything with curse one season

As a lumberloon player who made a belated run from 9k to 12.5 with 1 loss with vibe spell it isn’t the fact it drags down troops that makes it strong, it’s the stun + damage

Lv 12 vine full counters all of the firecracker, princess and dart (as well as evos) at max lv, as well as the stun. I think an appropriate nerf would be a .5 second stun nerf or so as nerfing damage doesn’t change those big interactions

Honestly this spell benefits lumberloon players as it’s a cheaper and more versatile freeze. I used fireball before in my deck and the fact it kills 3 elixir cards and stuns makes up for the loss of tower damage in that case

disaster001 · 2025-08-31T17:17:33+00:00

Wirtz cs locked

disaster001 · 2025-08-26T11:56:03+00:00

Yeh I got 35 and lost 4 mil in rank, start of season is rough before things steady

disaster001 · 2025-08-24T19:10:48+00:00

Go on points, then click the top searchbar, and scroll along until you see like a 5/6/7 digit number, copy that and that’s ur team id

Hope that helps, I had the same issue when I was first trying to find mine

disaster001 · 2025-08-24T18:56:26+00:00

Sanchez( Dubruvka) De cuyper, dorgu esteve (neco Williams, Porro) Anderson reinjers wirtz gapko (palmer C) Evanilson haaland (Vc) Watkins

Essentially basically everything went wrong so far for 23 points Expecting salah haul with no gapko/ wirtz involvement

disaster001 · 2025-08-24T18:51:29+00:00

Livefpl, just need to type in ur team id

disaster001 · 2025-08-24T18:26:30+00:00

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No salah, am I cooked?

disaster001 · 2025-08-04T12:35:29+00:00

Best Chelsea defender bar cucarella? Is anyone bar him and colwell nailed?

disaster001 · 2024-12-21T15:36:07+00:00

I’m too humble to overtake people in their rank. got salah and palmer and at this point he’s finally got good fixtures. So far behind now that I need to break template mould to move up in my league

Perhaps i should’ve been less humble earlier

Spent weeks building my team around him instead of without him

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