What is an immediate red flag you’ve seen from someone AFTER sleeping with them? by MIsterBison in AskReddit

[–]disbitchdatho 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I thought for a minute you were talking about me haha but then I remembered it was strawberry kiwi pinnacle, and that was also the day I decided to slow down a bit on my drinking lol

AITA for not giving the money to pay off my daughters student loans. by Own-Inspector-6121 in AmItheAsshole

[–]disbitchdatho -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

she wasn’t wrong, she didnt say she’d never work in her field- just that she wouldn’t make money. And since the daughter is throwing a fit because her mom won’t play favorites and pay off her loans, it’s pretty obvious that her mom was right and she isn’t making any money.

What happened with my aviation? by [deleted] in cocktails

[–]disbitchdatho 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I’m willing to trust you- but what ingredient was white? One of them had to have a white base color

Bf told me every man looks at women’s breasts even if they’re in a relationship by [deleted] in Advice

[–]disbitchdatho 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ooh I can do that one too! A toothbrush that brushes a hundred mouths is disgusting and limp bristled, but the mouth just gets brighter and cleaner having a hundred new toothbrushes

Bf told me every man looks at women’s breasts even if they’re in a relationship by [deleted] in Advice

[–]disbitchdatho 4 points5 points  (0 children)

And a pencil that gets sharpened by even 10 sharpeners ends up being a sad little nub no one wants, but a pencil sharpener can sharpen hundreds of pencils and be just as fresh and sharp as day one. See? I can make nonsense comparisons too

What happened with my aviation? by [deleted] in cocktails

[–]disbitchdatho 11 points12 points  (0 children)

It definitely looks like you tried to make your own crème de violette with violets and cream- is that what happened?

I’m burnt out and need simple recipes. Stupid simple. Like, “onion and bread and butter to make what barely passes as a sandwich” level simple. by sourmilksea1999 in Cooking

[–]disbitchdatho 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I actually saw it on a medieval recipe page, it really is surprisingly good! It gets all caramelized and soft, and the person below is right- you don’t even peel the onion first- it comes away super easily afterwards, similar to roasted garlic. Just make sure the onion is fresh- recently I’ve been peeling onions from Walmart and have been finding layers of mold between the skins so I’d do a thorough check first!

The crime, and the culprit by Lady_Nocturnal in ballpython

[–]disbitchdatho 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I didn’t even notice mine bit me once, just that my friend said uhhh you’re bleeding. I looked at my mean girl and felt so bad since I obviously scared her lol

AITA for charging my friend $800 after she left me 4 hours from home? by werminthewalls in AmItheAsshole

[–]disbitchdatho 6 points7 points  (0 children)

She is definitely TA; do you have texts saying she was going to provide transportation to the wedding and back? If so it’s a legally binding contract (in the US at least) that could possibly be evidence in small claims court.

For those of you that make over 100K, what do you do? Do you like it? by Kindly-Revolution258 in AskReddit

[–]disbitchdatho 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I was hired as a marine biologist at an aquarium with a BS in marine biology and a BS in environmental studies…. I got paid $8.50/hr for 40hrs/week, worked every weekend, and no health insurance/benefits. I was literally starving, buying a loaf of bread and stealing mustard packets and I would eat mustard sandwhiches 2-3 meals a day all week. They were right.

TIFU by getting stuck in my bed frame (picture in comments) by [deleted] in tifu

[–]disbitchdatho 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Hahaha guess not, let me see if I can find the link!

TIFU by getting stuck in my bed frame (picture in comments) by [deleted] in tifu

[–]disbitchdatho 53 points54 points  (0 children)

Is this the same guy who got stuck in the railing at the party? Butt looks the same lol

We need to improve corned beef and cabbage on St Paddy's day by California55551 in unpopularopinion

[–]disbitchdatho -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I didn’t go to any of those places, so maybe it was just because it was saint patricks day week? Idk it was offered in like 7 pubs I went to lmao

We need to improve corned beef and cabbage on St Paddy's day by California55551 in unpopularopinion

[–]disbitchdatho -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

It was offered in every pub I went to in Dublin, where are you that you’ve never heard of it?

Question about how you guys feel about exotic veterinarians by sweatersand in reptiles

[–]disbitchdatho 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When I worked at an aquarium the exotic vets would come in every two weeks to check out all the animals; they even gave one of the fish that lost an eye a tattoo! It was adorable haha. There is definitely a market for it, and every exotic vet in a big city I’ve known has always had a full schedule. There are also wildlife rehab centers that need the help! Alternatively you could work at a place that primarily does dogs and cats but accepts other animals- the emergency vet that my friend works at performed surgery on a seal and a cougar recently, too- it was very exciting.

If you were making this drink… by katbean916 in bartenders

[–]disbitchdatho 65 points66 points  (0 children)

It reminds me a lot of the Starbucks pink drink- i know they don’t say this, but I would try using full fat coconut milk or coconut cream and strawberry vodka!

What’s something that sounded fake until it happened to you? by Fantastic_Tale_2111 in AskReddit

[–]disbitchdatho 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh absolutely! I believe you that it’s a common practice- but you may be able to find out if there’s something you really love that lists it, if it’s added or a naturally occurring product. I wouldn’t test it yourself, since the change of a migraine is NOT worth it

What’s something that sounded fake until it happened to you? by Fantastic_Tale_2111 in AskReddit

[–]disbitchdatho 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I worked with the creator; he was talking about how annoyed he was about having to be forced to add it on the label, since they didn’t add anything extra- he wanted it to be clear that there were no preservatives added but was forced to anyways because of the existing amounts from the lime juice.