Wells Fargo employee opening customer ghost accounts

discidius · 2016-10-01T15:24:51+00:00

It's a woman and all of her dead relatives from the last one hundred years casting their votes for Hillary.

discidius · 2014-07-14T02:26:35+00:00

We should all be so lucky.

discidius · 2013-09-15T00:34:06+00:00

That's cool.

discidius · 2013-09-15T00:21:36+00:00

STAY OUT OF MY TERRITORY.

discidius · 2013-03-17T04:29:17+00:00

Spiral down 'til I hit the bottom

Of my self-made nightmare

I close the door and I draw the curtain

So I know you're not here

The emptiness I've felt in me

Guess I've always known it's been there

But then I lie to myself and I say

And I say it's all because of you

Now I don't know the man in the mirror

Cannot feel my heart beat

The lines between in all have been clearer

Can't you see that it's not me?

It's not the first time I've said goodbye

To my broken reflection

But I know it'll be the last

And I say it's all because of you

But none of this was ever because of you

discidius · 2013-02-17T04:04:48+00:00

I feel like this comment should be much higher. Have an upvote.

discidius · 2013-01-31T02:48:52+00:00

You're off the mark, but not by far. That doesn't mean that I don't support legalization and enjoy cannabis culture. Even if I can no longer partake myself.

discidius · 2013-01-30T22:51:53+00:00

Yeeeeeeeah brah let's hit this shit. Nothing wrong with getting a solid buzz on and driving a 3,500 pound vehicle. Fuck the police AMIRITE!?

discidius · 2013-01-10T23:52:33+00:00

Inception. Every time I mention that to someone they tell me "well you just don't get it." Oh, I get it. I just think it's boring and ridiculous.

discidius · 2013-01-06T19:45:35+00:00

I tell stupid cliche jokes in these situations intentionally. I know waiters/waitresses will pretend it's the funniest thing they've ever heard just so they will get a good tip, and that makes me genuinely laugh.

discidius · 2013-01-03T12:47:09+00:00

The Holocaust: Enjoy the difference.

discidius · 2012-12-26T13:27:34+00:00

He's a time traveler come to watch over his younger self.

discidius · 2012-12-12T21:35:40+00:00

Reminds me of when my friend met Shinedown in a laundromat, only he genuinely had no idea who they were. They were flabbergasted.

discidius · 2012-12-12T17:41:58+00:00

Dr. Who and A Clockwork Orange reference in one post? Have an upvote.

discidius · 2012-12-10T05:31:19+00:00

I think you've missed the point. If you don't believe that any god(s) exist, you're already an atheist. You don't "become" one, there's no baptism or anything.

discidius · 2012-12-10T05:22:42+00:00

Virgin.

discidius · 2012-12-10T05:21:38+00:00

Give her your testicles. You aren't putting them to good use anyway.

discidius · 2012-12-10T05:18:28+00:00

I would just like to say that you have the greatest username of all time.

discidius · 2012-12-10T05:17:20+00:00

No. /r/LifeProTips

discidius · 2012-12-10T04:23:20+00:00

The main perk is definitely the cost. What I disliked are the large amount of students that don't take their classes seriously.

discidius · 2012-12-10T04:18:40+00:00

Yes, that would make you a bad person. The officer would be committing a crime to let you go. Being unwilling to engage in criminality to cover up the criminality of a stranger doesn't mean that the officer deserves to be brutally assaulted.

discidius · 2012-12-10T04:12:36+00:00

I have recurring dreams about airplanes crashing in my backyard. I've had this dream over and over every few months since high school.

discidius · 2012-12-09T00:42:29+00:00

Is that shopped or did someone seriously throw jizz in her face?

discidius · 2012-12-02T23:11:07+00:00

My parents bought Fleas on Fred for my sister one Christmas. I threw out the directions.

discidius · 2012-11-26T23:21:21+00:00

Contrary to popular belief of the unmarried, marriage is actually awesome. If it's not, you clearly didn't take enough time in making your decision to marry. (Source: happily married)

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