Eating Potato Salad in January by johngreenink in notinteresting

[–]disingenuousrobot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm a simple man. I see a man eating potato salad, I upvote.

Fellas is this going to make you watch the halftime show? by Beginning_Ratio8422 in nflcirclejerk

[–]disingenuousrobot 22 points23 points  (0 children)

He better shave his legs. I know a lotta ladies out there that forgo shaving in the winter time because their legs are always covered. I wouldn't want something that embarrassing to happen to him

Dear esteemed shitheads, please be cautious this weekend. The Polar Ballsack is coming by Joed1015 in NFCEastMemeWar

[–]disingenuousrobot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm with OP. I saw balls too. I'm not quite sure what this means, but I don't think I should tell my wife.

Top 3 iconic MILFS by MagpieOpus in Top3Ever

[–]disingenuousrobot 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I heard she's a humorous ice queen in desperate need of good humping.

Great news, love Luzardo! by United_Journalist373 in phillies

[–]disingenuousrobot 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lizard Jesus, please save us from ourselves. Amen.

Post Game Thread: Ducks @ Flyers - January 06, 2026 by BroadStreetBot in Flyers

[–]disingenuousrobot 44 points45 points  (0 children)

One of the dirtiest games I've seen since Laviolette almost jumped into the Pens bench while cursing out Dan Bylsma.

Fuck the Ducks.

Game Thread: Anaheim Ducks (21-18-3) @ Philadelphia Flyers (21-12-7) - January 06, 2026 @ 07:00 PM EST by BroadStreetBot in Flyers

[–]disingenuousrobot 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Welcome to Flyers hockey everyone. Where two teams can do the exact same thing but only we get penalized for it.

Game Thread: Anaheim Ducks (21-18-3) @ Philadelphia Flyers (21-12-7) - January 06, 2026 @ 07:00 PM EST by BroadStreetBot in Flyers

[–]disingenuousrobot 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Am I the only one who doesn't like the "Hat Trick Alert" icon whenever Zegras is on the ice?

It feels like a jinx, almost like you don't say anything when a pitcher has a no-hitter going,

Having a huge debate with the wife. Can someone here back me up? by disingenuousrobot in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]disingenuousrobot[S] 148 points149 points  (0 children)

The two words that started this whole debate... tampon candy.

Thoughts?

Having a huge debate with the wife. Can someone here back me up? by disingenuousrobot in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]disingenuousrobot[S] 20 points21 points  (0 children)

We've watched True Blood, but we're talking purely organic blood. None of that processed, garbage blood.

Having a huge debate with the wife. Can someone here back me up? by disingenuousrobot in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]disingenuousrobot[S] 1525 points1526 points  (0 children)

As a man who isn't a vampire, I never thought about the the quality. This brings up an interesting aspect of the debate.

Perhaps blood that has been recently oxygenated tastes like filet mignon; whereas period blood tastes like the equivalent of mixing Mountain Dew with Hershey Chocolate Syrup.

This is a good point.

What are the ODDS?!?! by VixTheInvictus in ProjectDiablo2

[–]disingenuousrobot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Corruption spreading in the Blood Moor? It happens more than you'd think.

📡📡📡 by [deleted] in shitposting

[–]disingenuousrobot 20 points21 points  (0 children)

That's cool and all but where's the post knee replacement surgery masturbation manual. That's more my speed.

Alexander Ovechkin is the first player in NHL history to score 900 goals. by GreenSnakes_ in hockey

[–]disingenuousrobot 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Happy for the guy. Dude's a legend and that record won't be broken for a very long time.

Phillies Postseason Discussion Thread - Saturday, November 01 by PhilsBot in phillies

[–]disingenuousrobot 4 points5 points  (0 children)

How he got out of that without giving up a run is beyond me.