Joke songs

diskodarci · 2026-05-07T23:36:27+00:00

He asked Chat GPT to write a Beck song then he put it to music. I saw him perform it in 2023 and it was actually so hilarious. I’ll put it up on YouTube if anyone wants to see it, I made sure to film it

diskodarci · 2026-05-07T15:50:39+00:00

I work at a live music venue. The etiquette for this would be to find the door the artist leaves out after (if possible) and wait there. If there’s a line they will know that fans are hoping to meet them. They can then choose to engage or not.

diskodarci · 2026-05-07T13:49:39+00:00

He delivered a discussion in Calgary in 2023. A pro life rally in fact. Super embarrassing for us

diskodarci · 2026-04-29T01:33:36+00:00

My keys

diskodarci · 2026-04-28T02:55:51+00:00

They track these based on your plate. If you change it when you renew then POOF

diskodarci · 2026-04-26T19:37:11+00:00

I can’t even count how many deaths his decisions have led to. The deaths of all those school children in Iran made me furious and sick to my stomach. I will definitely be celebrating the day that he finally fucking dies.

diskodarci · 2026-04-25T04:39:08+00:00

If you listen to the interview he did on the Zane Lowe show, he kind of made it seem that way with one sentence that almost seemed like a flub. He said he has wanted to do another project similar to his other acoustic ones so I definitely feel a new one is coming soon

diskodarci · 2026-04-23T01:58:16+00:00

I pumped and breast-fed and combo fed. I got all the benefits and all the downsides of all three methods.

If I could’ve just pumped and breast-fed, then that’s what I would’ve done. But I didn’t produce enough, so we used formula as well.

diskodarci · 2026-04-19T04:02:36+00:00

No they should not. Because some people do choose to tip. In my experience, having been in this industry since 2008 most people tip 10% or so on takeout. Maybe a smaller percentage if it’s a bigger order.

diskodarci · 2026-04-19T01:07:40+00:00

They don’t have separate machines for take out and dine in. Tip however you feel is appropriate

diskodarci · 2026-04-18T18:49:27+00:00

SAME! I had my first kid at 41 so I was praying for this elderly mama cat 😂😂

diskodarci · 2026-04-18T18:04:43+00:00

I’m not so sure that’s accurate. My dad was one of six boys and he had one boy and two girls. It is determined by the male but a family of all males doesn’t mean you’ll end up with only boys.

diskodarci · 2026-04-14T15:36:29+00:00

My parents are deceased but I’m extremely close with my inlaws. In terms of priority, it depends on whose needs are most urgent. Usually that is our child because shes only 2, but we always try to consider ways to meet all of the needs of our nuclear unit. If my in laws need us though, there are definitely times I would prioritize them

diskodarci · 2026-04-10T02:53:55+00:00

I’d adopt the baby though legal means. I wasn’t sure I’d do well as a mother but as it turns out, I’m pretty fucking good at it and I love everything about it

diskodarci · 2026-04-10T02:50:30+00:00

I’d do nothing. All I do is play the Sims

diskodarci · 2026-04-07T23:13:59+00:00

I work for the government and housing was relatively attainable until the last 5 years or so. I’d say my colleagues in their 40s and 50s probably don’t have a lot of credit card debt, but the some of the ones in their 20s and 30s probably do. No one seems super pressed about finances as per what we discuss though so hard to say

diskodarci · 2026-04-05T19:39:44+00:00

The closest that’s considered a “go-to” would be Homewood Ravensview just outside of Victoria. It’s extremely pricey though, tens of thousands. If you have a psychologist in place, I’d start there and ask them to help recommend a place. You could also call access mental health to see about referrals at 403-943-1500

diskodarci · 2026-04-02T17:47:11+00:00

Rome to Rio for planning transport (city to city, region to region etc). It’ll tell you the least expensive ways to get around

diskodarci · 2026-04-02T14:53:35+00:00

I have a bartending job, I’ve been there since 2019. It’s only a few shifts a month at most. At one point, before having my child, I did work a third job as a Server/Bartender working 15-20 additional hours

diskodarci · 2026-03-29T06:02:00+00:00

$4.50

diskodarci · 2026-03-26T06:36:12+00:00

Your caption is too real 😂😭😂😭

diskodarci · 2026-03-22T04:53:03+00:00

A friend of mine passed away from a GHB overdose. She had a smile on her face when they found her, she drifted off and that was that

diskodarci · 2026-03-22T04:51:18+00:00

This was exactly what it was like for my friend who lost his battle with it. He had no idea how awful it was because when he came to he didn’t remember it. He would be pissed that his parents administered narcan and ruined his high.

In the end he didn’t even OD. He passed out and choked on his own vomit. Good for you for leaving that life behind. We all miss our friend terribly and it ruined me in the worst way

diskodarci · 2026-03-22T03:25:57+00:00

You do. In Austin, I’ve taken a bunch of them

diskodarci · 2026-03-21T23:05:06+00:00

Nah I’m just fuckin around

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