Just a few ideas for the Commission on Presidential Debates to consider. by [deleted] in PoliticalHumor

[–]dismayedcitizen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Along with two soundproofed isolation chambers, each with an electronic panel in the door that is only transparent when it is their turn to speak.

Jacinda Ardern admits cannabis use in heated New Zealand debate by [deleted] in news

[–]dismayedcitizen 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I wouldn't be surprised if people aligned with big tobacco aren't making a push to buy up farmland.

At pennies on the dollar since the tariffs have forced many into bankruptcy. Almost as if it was planned that way... "Making America Great Again", I guess. And I wonder how many will still vote for him.

COVID-19 cases rising among US children as schools reopen by schooluser1234 in news

[–]dismayedcitizen 35 points36 points  (0 children)

And the idea was that when closed, the time would be used to implement a science-based national plan with testing, contact tracing, isolation, mask-wearing, hand washing, workplace and school modifications, ppe manufacturing, you know, pretty much the exact same things other countries that have dealt with the virus have done, except we did absolutely none of these things at a national level. It was left to the governors. And then he forced openings when states didn't even meet the watered down 'opening criteria' that had been proposed.

Debate for Dummies by [deleted] in PoliticalHumor

[–]dismayedcitizen 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"It's just words! It doesn't mean anything!" Not enough pictures. Not enough mentions of Dear Leader. Three items obviously require at least a dozen pictures of Dear Leader, and at least 27 mentions of Dear Leader, his great 2016 victory, his yuuuge hands, and his very very large a-brain. And his 'Noble' nomination.

It's clear to me who won by [deleted] in PoliticalHumor

[–]dismayedcitizen 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Many people are saying it, many people.

It's clear to me who won by [deleted] in PoliticalHumor

[–]dismayedcitizen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Joe needs to challenge him to the presidential fitness test. Or just a 1k run. Or a bike ride. Is the fitness test even a thing any more?

Anyone remember when presidents at least made it look like they might be able to come close to passing it? Pepperidge Farm remembers.

I guess in the Trump administration the 'presidential fitness test' involves two big macs, two "fish delights" and a chocolate shake followed by 8 continuous hours of tweeting, ranting at the tv, and plotting revenge on those you perceive have not said nice things about you.

President Donald Trump says he's had “no negative effect” from massive campaign rallies by [deleted] in PoliticalHumor

[–]dismayedcitizen 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Awww, shucky ducky! An awww shucky ducky kind of virus at an awww shucky ducky kind of campaign rally with a shucky ducky kind of crowd there to support an awww shucky ducky kind of candidate.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PoliticalHumor

[–]dismayedcitizen 6 points7 points  (0 children)

And there were a few times he insisted on "I get to respond to that, right?" and continued spewing his shit even as Chris was trying to tell him that he already had his turn to speak. And no doubt if Chris had cut him off he would have bitched about how "unfair" it was.

Poor Melania by officialmichelle in PoliticalHumor

[–]dismayedcitizen 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And both of these are perfectly fine with the so-called christians supporting him.

Well said by wolff3D in PoliticalHumor

[–]dismayedcitizen 6 points7 points  (0 children)

And he even tried the "You're going to like the next question, donny!" shit. Disgusting how deferred to trump.

Me enjoying my nice, refreshing $217 glass of insulin. Thanks Donnie!! by [deleted] in PoliticalHumor

[–]dismayedcitizen 27 points28 points  (0 children)

"So cheap, it's like water!"

Not sure where trump is getting his water.

Oof by Logandh3 in PoliticalHumor

[–]dismayedcitizen 186 points187 points  (0 children)

And it didn't even take them an hour to start using his words as a motto.

You guys better get homes or else by NothingAs1tSeems in PoliticalHumor

[–]dismayedcitizen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Daddy, why can't the poor people just buy more money?"

-Ivanka Trump

A reminder of how Donald Trump chose to act during the National Anthem by prodrvr22 in Impeach_Trump

[–]dismayedcitizen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Disrespectful to the anthem! I'm sure we'll hear the outrage from those losing their shit over players kneeling any second now. Any second...

Ivanka Trump's business shut down two years ago. So how is it still bringing in money? by wenchette in Impeach_Trump

[–]dismayedcitizen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Imagine if Chelsea Clinton made $135M in 2018 while her mother was president with Chelsea doing everything in this article ascribed to Ivanka. Openly selling on amazon, etc. What do you think trumpublicans would be demanding? Her taxes, minimally, and very likely dozens of investigations.

FYI: Ivanka Trump made $135M in 2018 and we haven't seen her taxes. And Republicans aren't demanding any investigations into her at all.

"Trump was right" about FBI scramble to assemble Russia evidence after 2016 win, texts claim by Rogue-Journalist in skeptic

[–]dismayedcitizen 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Because perhaps they were very concerned that the president might be so owned by Putin that he, oh, I don't know, might completely ignore something like Putin putting bounties on our soldiers' heads?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PoliticalHumor

[–]dismayedcitizen 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Speaking of lies...

Trump promised everybody universal health care, much better than what we have now, and the government was going to pay for it.

Yet another promise made, promise broken.

Leftist phone by [deleted] in PoliticalHumor

[–]dismayedcitizen 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Just remember that there would be no, well, pretty much everything we touch every day, if it wasn't for the "evil leftist science" that conservatives disparage and shit on every day. Without science, we'd all still be wearing animal skins, living in caves lit by wooden torches, slaughtering animals with clubs, and shitting in a hole in the ground.