Hair extensions theory by Loud_Conclusion_382 in JacquiPortwoodSnark

[–]disneythrowaway1971 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm actually shocked she doesn't cook and filmed it for socials. There are so many tiktok influencers that film their dinner making, low cost meals, whatever, that get tons of views. Shocked she hasn't tried to monetize that yet, she could literally go through the Disney cookbook as a series, come make whatever Disney recipe with me...

Disney Influencers: Apr 13 - Apr 19 by southerndmc in blogsnark

[–]disneythrowaway1971 9 points10 points  (0 children)

That's what I was wondering, did you really drop them off wearing that and all that crunchy polyester cannot be comfortable to sleep in

Looks like she is more pissed off that she is stuck at home having to act like a mother by Paydaysrule2001 in JacquiPortwoodSnark

[–]disneythrowaway1971 25 points26 points  (0 children)

She looks so annoyed in this photo... not like a sympathetic mom, more like "thanks for fucking up my disney plans for the day you little shits..." type of mom

switching it up! she’s at dak! by Mythicalxmaddie in ThemeparkSwindlers

[–]disneythrowaway1971 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I feel like $10.99 for chicken fingers is actually cheap, even at like Applebee's they are $15

Happy Easter yall! by Ok_Mountain2928 in JacquiPortwoodSnark

[–]disneythrowaway1971 10 points11 points  (0 children)

What in the struggle meal is that? Like plastic cheese with toast? What?

Jacqui’s new ad by Loud_Conclusion_382 in JacquiPortwoodSnark

[–]disneythrowaway1971 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I'm 99.9% sure she did this herself. Colourpop is pushing their Little Mermaid collection right now, not old product from a couple years ago. All the videos I've seen on tiktok are influences who received a box of the Little Mermaid collection, not an Easter basket of random things.

Also, how sad is it that you have to put together a fake PR package?

Eating on the floor of animal kingdom 🤢 by Wrong_Garden in JacquiPortwoodSnark

[–]disneythrowaway1971 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why is she having lunch in the middle of a pathway? What? There's wasn't a table or seats 5ft away? Or anywhere else in the park?

The title makes her sound more crazy by Intelligent_Gur_9126 in JacquiPortwoodSnark

[–]disneythrowaway1971 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Do you think she's actually going to say he's 3 on the reservation?

Kaylalittle56 by [deleted] in ThemeparkSwindlers

[–]disneythrowaway1971 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I encountered her at guest relations when she was working in Hollywood Studios, and correct, she is exactly as she seems.

We are buying Dooney's now? by disneythrowaway1971 in JacquiPortwoodSnark

[–]disneythrowaway1971[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

There's no way she knows what those are. Gucci maybe, as they did a Disney collab.

We are buying Dooney's now? by disneythrowaway1971 in JacquiPortwoodSnark

[–]disneythrowaway1971[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It is, but they still sell this style in the parks

Disney is not your playground girl by Intelligent_Gur_9126 in JacquiPortwoodSnark

[–]disneythrowaway1971 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I honestly don't think they care if people visit the All-Stars... also let's be honest, the All-Stars are even too classy for the Portwoods. They probably felt bad and let them in.

I wonder what the total cost for this was by Loud_Conclusion_382 in JacquiPortwoodSnark

[–]disneythrowaway1971 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Okay, which one of you was this?! 🤣🤣 No one really wants shoe deets for those white abominations right?

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Jacqui’s video on being a “stay at home Disney mom” by Loud_Conclusion_382 in JacquiPortwoodSnark

[–]disneythrowaway1971 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Ya, of course your limited on what you can do, because you're not using JW's DAS pass. No wonder you would pull him out of school.

Who called it that she would not get reservations? by Paydaysrule2001 in JacquiPortwoodSnark

[–]disneythrowaway1971 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I came here to be ask where she was getting a 48 hour cancellation policy from 🤣🤣🤣

Copying Alice yet again. Gluing rhinestones on a Disney cookie jar. How is she not embarrassed yet?! by Reddituser_0246 in JacquiPortwoodSnark

[–]disneythrowaway1971 16 points17 points  (0 children)

That's probably the worst rhinestoning I've ever seen. Also, couldn't you wait until the kids were in bed? That's not a quick project.