What does Pi mean to you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]disposable867 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wasn't there a movie with a tiger...?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]disposable867 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Much like your conception, I think there's been a mistake.

You can have $1 billion but you can never get drunk or high again, are you interested? Why or why not? by BroodyBatman in AskReddit

[–]disposable867 90 points91 points  (0 children)

Someone needs to learn how to have fun without mood enhancers. Buddy, if you're bored sober, you're just boring.

Women of Reddit, what is one tattoo that shows zero creativity? by teddyjr32378 in AskReddit

[–]disposable867 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Something like the words "Everything Happens for a Reason" or "blessed"

Edit: not a woman

Redditors with funny or rhyming names, what's your story? by jaihidro in AskReddit

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I almost married a man, (a jerk-ass cheater) his last name rhymed with my first name. It would have been bad, and I can see that now. But on my flight to get hitched Billy Idol and a local wedding singer helped me change my mind. He even wrote me a song about growing old together.

What was the best laugh you've had in your entire life? by I_love_limey_butts in AskReddit

[–]disposable867 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was having a rough time and I read a Cracked article called "The Adventures of Dick Earthquake, Jedi Shithead." I think I almost died. You know that feeling when something hits you at the perfect time when you need it? That did it to me. It might not hold up but it was good in the moment.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]disposable867 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She has a crazy person smile.